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I've got a real penchant for sassy Mums. Especially vacationing Mums that use expensive wine as fuel.
Very tempting though.
when you were out for your lunch?
because you couldn't describe any of the women on satc as being even slightly attractive.
(and a recent widow)
Sounds like the sort of thing an Aussie would say
They shorten everything else.
you big fat phony.
You fucking ridiculous jessie. What the fuck?
She wanted my coat in exchange for the privilege! Fuck that.
but what is the point of this thread?
you haven't even told us whether you accepted her invitation. i dont get it.
what do you not understand? cat_race's claim that TheDailyBumbler was hoping for the thread to start a debate about ass was definitely untrue.
i just like saying ASS
My mate Richard (short, scruffy, looks a bit ''Benjamin Button'' but Benjamin Button mimicking a dog left out in the rain / Also looks quite alot like Jake Shears, has tourettes) began chatting with her when he was buying our drinks. Afterwards, she came over with a bottle of wine...drunken flirting and socialising ensued and I, for the first and last time in my life, used this particular sentence: ''Of course, babe. Mumma's got get some'' (which was followed by a hi-five)
Then she offered me a blowie.
and are now shelving it?
were you alone?
was she alone?