Here are some things I have invented that are absolutely pointless -
- The nickname "Gunty" for Guntrip
- The word "excellace" and the phrase "Good one, Craig" when not talking about someone called Craig. It is sarcastic too. Good one, Craig.
- The Bacon & Egg CrabMuffin and Sausage & Egg CrabMuffin. Similar to the McDonalds equivalents, but better.
- Sandwiches. Though people seem to dispute that a lot.