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Scottish and Irish bank notes are not legal tender in England & Wales.
used to cool the fat down prior to being able to regulate the oil's temperature (I tucked this nugget into the chips thread but here it is again. May be untrue as well).
are also not legal tender in Scotland.
Samuel Beckett used to drive Andre the Giant to school
And the cunt would have to stop for you in the first place
so I don't think they will take the stamps
and between you you might have enough stamps for a taxi.
comes from the wheel that was used to control the opening and closing of the curtain in the theatre. It had 'legs' on it like a ships wheel and if you did a good show and got a lot of curtain raises to accept the applause, these legs would snap.
Ukraine as 'The Ukraine'. Ukrainians don't like this.
cant think of any right now except for the USA, which doesnt really count.
i bet it doesnt.
Any little group of islands really. And Gambia.
...die Turkei and die Schweiz
because the volumetric flow rate meter that counts the amount you have pumped is corrected to standard conditions at 15'C and 1 atm (1.03125 bara) from the actual flowing conditions.
Also: all petrol sold in Scotland is processed at Grangemouth. Petrol is then transfered on a like by like basis between companies; only difference between the pumps is that they can add additives to "clean" or "lubricate" engines - the actual RON 95 and 98 octane levels are set at the refinery and rarely changed once transported. There is quite literally not difference between RON 95 (Regular Unleaded) at Tesco, Jet, Morrisons or Shell.
Roy Castle once gave the kiss of life to a sheep.
Let's call it an even 40
That thing with my mum is a totally separate issue.
can lick my elbow.
the Norwegian government planted dynamite under every major bridge in the country. If they were invaded by a major force they planned to just blow up the bridges so that it would be impossible for the invasion force to get around.
Anti-troll measures in reality.
and detonated if the Venetians ever thought, fuck this, boats only.
A few times actually. People pay less attention each time, so I'm anticipating this post to be roundly ignored.
If you ring someone and it goes to answerphone, press # and it will skip straight to the beep so you don't have to listen to their inane and obvious instructions.
and they hold it with the lit end of the fag facing inwards towards their palm, in an almost clenched fist? yeah?
this is because they used to do this in the navy, on the ships' decks, in order to hide the light from the enemy (and protect it from wind).
designed by Salvador Dali.
Pepperami adverts (it's an animal) made by Banksy. People say it's a myth but I know it to be true.
they were shit adverts
is an ongoing peice of performance art by Damien Hirst.
Florence and the Machine gigs.
in either direction.
If you brush it's fur one way, it's fine. If you then brush it the other way, it sticks up on end and the cat (or dog) goes mental. Moles don't have this problem.
you can't wind up a mole
take it out of the ground and replace it on a beach.
poke fun at its silly little eyes and snuffly nose.
fit it with a chip that gave it a nasty shock whenever it tried to eat a worm.
these are all good ways to piss off a mole. think it through.
two really big stripes.
dreamt is the only word in the english language to end with the letters 'mt' haha i got this off a penguin wrapper so how true this is i dont know . i cant personally think of any though
but yeah, there's nothing else but different "dreamt" words
there's a tribe called the Yaohnanen that geniunely believe Prince Phillip is a reincarnation of a mountain god..
Has 70 holy spirits, including, Jesus, Buddah, Mohammed, Victor Hugo, Winston Churchill, Tolstoy and Louis Pasteur.
A clerical error, placing the decimal point in the wrong place meant that the iron content was listed as being ten times higher than it actually is.
But here is a link that sort of backs it up.
I'm worried that it might be a myth.
The US government was looking for a cheap but nutritious food they could encourage people to eat via propaganda (popeye) to keep them healthy on next to no money.
Sadly the decimal point was in the wrong place and they chose spinach erroneously
wouldn't turn if you tried to make it.
It's just a scam. Like rechargeable batteries. Exactly the same as normal ones.
has two currently living grandsons.
is bigger than the gap between t-rexes and humans existing.
Loving your work.