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The Daily Bumbler sat across from me in Portsmouth's The Registry right now!!1!one!!1
struggling to stay on his barstool, downing straight whiskies and telling an uninterested barman (fat guy, might look a bit like Gas Man out of Dumb & Dumber, towell over his shoulder, occasionally turning to a small tv on top of a fridge to check the American Football score) that he's through with bitches?
If not, i ain't interested in your story, bro.
Gah! You should have popped over and said 'allo.
I was the one in the charcoal grey t-shirt sitting with three incredibly annoying girls.
I probably wouldn't have been great anyway. I was sleep deprived and headachey.