My first time... be gentle with me.
Barca beat Bayer Leverkusen 3-1 in what proves to be a pretty exciting match; Barca should get through the second leg very easily.
Saints and Hammers draw, Cardiff up to third. Quite excited about the Championship this season- still got little real idea of who'll be promoted. It could be 3 of about 7 or 8 really.
Chelsea players apparently 'still text Mourinho'.
United express interest in Sami Khedira, but Chelsea want Pogba.
Eden Hazard throws the gauntlet down and tells Real and Barca to 'act quickly' if they want to stop him making a switch to Spurs.
Probably loads I've forgotten. AOB?