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about 14, i think.
- pissing down your own legs in the shower
- never changing your tights
- one manky pair of socks
Was it you who said you gave a guy a blow-job whilst you were having a dump? If so, that as well.
And you look like Rebecca from Slow Club?
1. I don't piss down my own legs
2. I change my tights once a week
I certainly did not give a guy a blow-job whilst I was having a dump!!
this isn't the 'how old is your missus' thread. soz.
but only 10(ish) get worn
2 pairs of trainer socks
4 pairs of running socks
3 pairs of football socks
2 pairs hiking socks
2 pairs ski socks
1 pair aqua socks
Have you got spreadsheet?
It's pretty much the best come back to a mum joke.
Sorry, just remembered.
It's not a problem. I make mum jokes at other people's expense, so I can't be that precious about it really.
Was pretty golden when CG had a post deleted and sent me a PM to apologise though. He's not such a internet tough guy really.
Does that mean I'm a tough guy?
CG was to much of a COWARD to apologise in public. (only joking CG)
He's a good guy really.
I have 15. Enough for a week's wear when the other week's worth are in the wash, and a pair for spare.
i have at times ran out of socks.
You have 11
Needless to say, my feet are cold. I'm no Meo.
Thanks for asking
but it's been a good few years since I regarded any of them as pairs.
48 pairs of socks. i have no idea why
Probably closer to the 10 end of that demographic, particularly if we're only counting standard socks.
I'm not going to count them just for the purposes of this thread.
Like 60+ pairs
Individual socks that are all essentially black but differ ever so slightly in size or trim = about 50
but probably more like 20.
Just count all your socks and divide by two.
It says a pair can be 'similar', as well as matching/identical.
come on you're better than this
I rest my case.
except i bought a bumper pack of socks that differ slightly from light blue to black, covering the whole spectrum of colours between. Needless to say, i haven't worn a matching pair since
dumbest thing i ever did
what are these pairs that you speak of?
cept the obligatory sports socks.
as an aside, I can't be doing with thick socks. mine are waffer thin.
Singular socks with no matching other half?
About a thousand.
and an unknown large quantity of near-identical individual black socks, and one single black sock with hearts on it.