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Why is the quiz on AGAIN?
sharp_yet_hitler more like.
Cause I'll tell you all right.
It's gone daily now.
ratings must be plummeting. I tell you, it won't be long before it's moved to an 11:30pm timeslot, before being dropped in favour of a home-shopping thread.
i havent got anything to say right now tho.
£205 was missing from my cleared funds. I thought I was a victim of fraud. I rang the bank to discover I had won 4 tickets in the Lord's ballot. They hadn't emailed me.
I was thrilled.
while we're at it tho, i changed some euros into sterling at the post. got a really bad exchange rate, pretty annoying.
not the post.
i've got loads more where that came from.
Is your post officecin a branch of WHSmith's?
My bank sent me a letter to confirm it.
but interestingly, all the prices in the shops in geneva airport were in CHFs and yet they accepted euros. who knew? apparently the airport is on the border - half of it is in france.
its a really shit airport, dont go there if you can avoid it.
the french side is really weird. I got stuck there once because i left my passport in the car in the car park in switzerland.
the coffee in the downstairs shop bit is amazing, the one in the upstairs is horrible and costs about a fiver!
£12 for a burger king!
(we were going to france, just flying to JENEV as they say).
i was pretty drunk on the way there tho.
I had stolen them inside newspapers before but not bought one.
that's cheaper than i thought it would be for lords tickets
I usually end up in the dank wind tunnels of the lower Edrich or Compton stands. I'll be out in the glorious May sunshine this time.
I'll let you know how long it takes
It wasnt particularly controlled
must need some serious (GSCE level probably) maths.
or the stupidest thing meths has asked for at least 3 hours
i cannot do this maths, but i suspect it isnt hard, and is probably merely of GSCE standard.
Percentages are only useful when discussing in terms of 100 or multiples thereof. Im suprised no ones told me before
do you actually want me to explain it to you?
Flid Sunday League
All you other flids
You're the ones getting your voyeuristic thrills in there.
Sounds like you're in there.
that's what they want
With toilet paper being the mash and poos being the bangers.
one of my crew thought it would be funny to take a dump, not flush but instead poke a shell on prawn into the turd peeking out. He was right, it was funny.
we pushed the door of the coach toilet open whilst Raj was doing a piss. i've still got the photo.
On a school trip to La Rochelle I peeked over a shower cubicle in a camp site to be greeted by a middle aged French woman who loudly exclaimed 'Sacre bleu'. I threw a tricolore textbook at her and pegged it.
on that trip raj also threw himself from a pedalo (fully clothed) into the lake whilst shouting the immortal words 'I WISH I WAS PISSED'. he wasnt.
On a school trip to France some karate instructors staying in the same camp site got one of the pupils so pissed he had to have his stomach pumped. I then used someones E111 form to make a roach and threw some cheap cheese at a local.
raj has literally just been tagged in a facebook photo. a new photo. not one from when we were 13.
oh, just because he was french.
it changed pitch and volume numerous amounts of time.
He does this king of thing.
it was like someone letting air slowly out of a balloon whilst doing loads of farts
its not racist is it?
the evidence is pretty compelling though.
of lynx africa with his nads hanging out.
Usually go to Sainsbury's but went to Tesco, spent over £40, they give a £5 voucher for next week. Three weeks now. Those fucks have got me over a barrel.
Then I won't have to go back
They're not *strictly* mine, though - and it says on the back I need to present my clubcard when I cash them in, so to speak.
Reckon they'll want to see the clubcard or not?
I don't have a clubcard.
Can you borrow one?
With Balonx's threads of pure gold?
I read that some galangal was getting his girlfriend to play despite her not even using this site. Just for fun you know. Christ.
Imagine that scenario. Just imagine it.
Was a but drunk and had convinced myself it was called ginza, made a tit of myself, left galangalless
Just take the afternoon off like I have.