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chris_is_cool [Edit] [Delete] 27 replies 16:30, 8 February '12

Now that's a site for sore eyes.

Go on, give me your jokes.

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  • shut up chris

    thewarn | 8 Feb '12, 16:31 | X
    • Is this you warning me?

      Isn't that what you do?

      chris_is_cool @thewarn | 8 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
      • ben is to warn

        what chris is to cool

        zxcvbnm- @chris_is_cool | 8 Feb '12, 16:36 | X
        • and sexy is to bum

          thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:38 | X
          • sorry Chris, I'm a bit upset about the lack of quiz

            and someone pretending to be the quizmaster. Is nothing sacred???

            thewarn @chris_is_cool | 8 Feb '12, 16:39 | X
          • that's great chris

            our littlest has got this at the minute luckily he's pretty cool about the eye drops.

            zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:31 | X
            • my brothers' ex had a racist (?) joke about dewdrops, but this

              isn't the time or the place

              thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
            • Oooh didn't know you were a Dad!

              How many kidlets have you got and how old?

              chris_is_cool @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
              • 2

                3 & 6

                zxcvbnm- @chris_is_cool | 8 Feb '12, 16:34 | X
                • isn't it obvious by the air of responsibility I project

                  and the general paternalistic quality of my posting?

                  zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:35 | X
                  • wow

                    that was long-winded

                    zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:35 | X
                • Aw that's nice.

                  I envy you.

                  chris_is_cool @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:35 | X
                  • sell you one?

                    zxcvbnm- @chris_is_cool | 8 Feb '12, 16:35 | X
                    • Depends

                      which one?

                      chris_is_cool @zxcvbnm- | 8 Feb '12, 16:36 | X
                      • yeah but costs less in the long run.

                        You'll have to pay out some money on it sooner for maintenance sure, but it wont be long before it's out of your hands.

                        chris_is_cool @james_ | 8 Feb '12, 16:45 | X
                        • what's blue and smells like red paint

                          http://bit.ly/xWWVeQ

                          GREAT JOKE

                          jazz-ballet | 8 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
                          chris_is_cool this'd this
                        • conjunctivitus

                          is not something to joke about

                          Noblet | 8 Feb '12, 16:35 | X
                        • That's Tim Vine's joke..

                          Give it back!

                          LOLpop | 8 Feb '12, 16:36 | X
                        • There were these two giants, right?

                          TheoGB | 8 Feb '12, 16:52 | X
                          • I haven't read that in a while

                            chris_is_cool @TheoGB | 8 Feb '12, 18:39 | X
                            heartworms this'd this
                            • something about a swan

                              heartworms @chris_is_cool | 8 Feb '12, 18:54 | X
                              • Timing!

                                chris_is_cool @heartworms | 8 Feb '12, 18:55 | X
                        • I don't wake up until 9:00!

                          heartworms | 8 Feb '12, 17:08 | X
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