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Which of these did you do first in your life
I was so excited.
Little did I know.
dont think he taught me tea tho. salad dressing however...
My Dad's bigger than your Dad.
He can't make a salad dressing.
He taught me how to make fried beans, though. (you fry a tin of beans)
You have to cook them for ages. It's an art. Honest.
might as well just buy some re-fried beans.
They're nice. Mmm fried beans.
you'd still be wasting your time.
it'll be like belm roulette.
done. all you have to do is write down 10 words.
which is also ten words. well done me for counting.
and a piece of cheese on the side.
I'm not sure about this.
My Dad loves cheese. Stilton is his favourite.
I like cheese with chilli jam.
Jam and cheese you say? I'm not sure about this. I like cheese with chilli jam.
good thing she is (apparently) pretty.
results in the balance.
It's nearly valentines day. I want lots of cards. Cheers.
someone told you that you were 'the most beautiful girl on the bus' and that you looked like uma thurman.
A. I was not on a bus.
B. I also said that it was TBS.
and I'm sure that you are very attrative.
as chutney is the savoury version of jam?
and subsequent note about not being sure about it.
Unless we have both had massive comprehension failures.
Cheese and jam? Not sure about that. My favourite jam is strawberry. I would not like strawberry jam with my cheese. I do, however, like chilli jam. What jam did your Father have with his cheese, Balonz?
PS Meths is such a dick, isn't he?
Are you having some kind of seizure?
PS I'm still hoping to be in meths's band so would rather not comment.
Maybe I will try this. Blue cheese was it?
PS I've heard him play. I think you know what I'm saying here.
all the words together forming what you had intended.
My Grandad would regularly have sandwiches of raspberry jam and cheddar, but he was an ex-miner and this was apparently something that was 'OK' to do.
Had it once. Didn't like it.
but that is caramelised. Gjetost.
the jam is caramelised?
you know, i might have to go and find some actual work to do.
I have Norwegian relatives. My favourite story about them is that my aunt wiped my cousin's bum until he was 14.
Even if it's not true, it's true.
my dad was fuming.
has been run long enough that the water is properly hot.
However, our hot water system is turned down a little because of the wee'uns.
it's really quite dull over in the music boards.
bad news folks: this thread is all we've got.
fuck sake it's worse than i thought.
BREAK OUT THE LOLMOLES!
or reading the main site.
for the record, I don't imagine you to be god on earth
besides, that thread was done.
I was so excited.
Little did I know.
cant wait to see where i come in the league.
i would imagine.
hows your mum?
SYB hasn't turned up.
we know you hate the non-quiz but that doesnt mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us.
Just incase you're wondering.
Are people who reckon they can remember events/incidents from when they were babies or young toddlers lying?
Also can the quizzers please get the hell out of here. Much obliged.
nothing leaping to mind right now, but i'm sure i can.
so I think they're lying
Or is it just a memory of a memory?
The earliest I can put a date on is the day before by third birthday, I think that's about the time a lot of people can remember things from.
Playing firemen with other kids on the play equipment. I would have been 4 and it was my earliest memory. Them when I was about 10, something made me realise it wasn't a real memory at all but a memory of a dream. Now it's largely gone and just a memory of a story i occasionally tell myself
It has affected me so.
God bless you Charles!
which didn't happen.
about what time thunderbirds was on that night. I must have been 3/4.
maybe taking the insane chef's card for the next time you have a murder mystery dinner.
I'm not the insane one.
I'm very excited about this.
On his hand. christ knows how he'll manage to cook us dinner with a gammy hand.
that tends not to wind up very well.
either from an artistic nor health perspective.
he's only 19.
ace of spades
a dragon sitting on top of a skull which has snakes coming out of its eyes, the skull should also be smoking a joint. the dragon should be playing the guitar whilst smoking a joint and be wearing a top hat. the background should be flames in the shape of a ganja leaf.
a few ballpoint pens
and someone bigger than him to rape him occasionally in payment for protection from 'the gangs'.
He is VERY good. He's not doing his own, though.
He's got a license and stuff. He had his own shop but decided to become a chef. Why not hey.
I think he might be drunk/more insane than I realised, just got a very odd text.
he had his own shop. Mind you, he's insane. he must just be making it all up.
I don't think I'd suit a tattoo anyway.
He showed me photos of the others, too!
I'm letting him do it, let's be honest- can't be worse than what's already there.
to get the worst tattoo they could.
one of her's was a lump of swiss cheese, like on tom and jerry.
unless it's a self done prison tattoo it couldn't be worse than that.
which is pretty shit in itself. But the tattooist then says, "I've ran out of yellow. I could do it in red?"
He said, "yeah, why not?"
The resulting tattoo is probably worse than that.
let's get inked and then eat chocolate fondant.
potato scone for breakfast
crisps or jacket @ lunch
tea, including mashed @ roasted (hmmm.)
chips after a night out.
maybe. it's doable.
*mashed & roasted
This was on a Tuesday.
definitely sometime in 6th form as some sort of protest act / mega sign of maturity.
Rivers Cuomo suggests it might come with age.
with your mum.
they punch you in the face if you have sugary tea in Yorkshire, even if you're a baby
Does everyone have tea in their sugar when they're little?
I didn't have tea until I was like 21
and just a wee drappae of milk, thanks
We have a tea issue.
Perhaps Meths could prepare a tea station for you?
When people say tissue, I don't say bless you. Because that doesn't make sense. J.F.C.
most jokes don't make sense if you deconstruct them though.
there was a thread about it.
That's not the noise people make, either.
i tend to pinch my nose and wind up making a vey light snt type noise.
other people are more likely to just allow themselves to blow their nasal matter into the air though. some people.
Now, what was the problem.
I think I'll have to do the housework I've been avoiding.
I'd like you all to watch this: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lppaf5OfyE1qclegg.gif
I'm getting a black pug puppy next week. well, I'm not, but my mum is. From Manchester. She's beautiful!
BA BOOM TISH!