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I'm onto you
and talk about something far more interesting instead.
It contains spiders' eggs.
unpeel, break a bit off at a time, eat said bit.
if you prefer gobbling it down like a throbbing member, though, that's your call.
to worry that eating a banana normally is akin to fellatio?
I have large lips and eat very slowly so some might see it as sexual. In the office, I make sure I show a lot of teeth and eat it aggressively.
ALL BANANAS HAVE 5 SIDES
I've just checked 6 bananas in my cupboard and they all have 5 sides <3 bananas
not all bananas have 5 sides, as explained in the link.
but just said how the bananas in the cupboard still had 5 sides, that was all. Cheers anyway though Col'
i.e. you go to the kitchen to get a banana, you peel the banana and throw away the skin in the designated food waste bin while you're there to avoid traipsing back to the kitchen later on.
Unless you throw food waste away in the living room bin, in which case: I'm onto you.
i would definitely call them out on their bullshit though
to talk about their latent tendency to draw banana eating to it's most sordid point.
Using the handle end or the other end?