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at what point do you spit the pip out?
They're kind of difficult to eat, aren't they?
- at the end
I do it like half way through so I have more cherry left.
They're pretty unsatisfying. You don't get a lot of fruit and its hard work.
Oh lawda mercy :'D
You spit it out.
and unless you want to look like a demented beaver, the most efficient method to do so is to put the whole lot in your mouth and then spit out the stone.
No. No thats not how you eat it at all.
at the end to make sure you got all the fleshy goodness. PocketMouse is suggesting this is how you should eat a cherry.
Why would you put something you're not going to eat in your mouth??
You wouldn't eat, say, chicken and then spit out the bone. That's gross.
And do you...
... I can't be bothered.
If you can see the pip, i'll usually pop it out with my finger
and not a pip
"spit out the bone" as well
I eat around the stone too. I doubt this will surprise people.
Like he could shoot it upwards.
he's not reliant on gravity
I refuse to believe it's possible, not with a solid one.
I'm torn. Do I want to see a demo? Would he do a demo?
What situation was he in where he could have discovered this. When do you ever shit with your arse in an upwards facing position? It makes no sense.
Splashback problems? I'm seeing him in a couple of weeks.
Someone told me that old people can't poo anymore so they poo out of their mouths. The thought of it has haunted me for some time now.
and not actually hard turds that they just plop out. I think its a rare though.
do you actually believe this is true?
but its not beyond the realms of possibility.
Very severe cases.
The intestinal tract becomes blocked, the digested food has no place to leave the body. The body's natural reaction is to push it back up the pipe to the only other available orifice.
It isn't like vomit as it's already been through the digestion process and is apparently quite unpleasant to experience, on top of being in constant pain from the constipation itself.
My ex's sister had to deal with this a few years back.
It doesn't change the fact she was in hospital for a week shitting out of her mouth.
Most people would assume that a mouth poo is going to be less than pleasant.
and with that
I love how everyone is so quick to imply that I'm some fucking idiot but there was some truth behind what I said.
Thick but smart?
but everything you say is true.
In fact, based on the residents of this forum, I'd say it starts happening around the age of thirty-sevooooooooohhhhhyyyeeaahhhhhSICKBURN
(and NSF your stomach) you can google Tubgirl.
We've all see Tubgirl.
He can do it with a medallion of dhit.
I'm just fucking eating the peanuts, meo. I'm just fucking eating them
save it for friday.
She's the best.
I think you're actually supposed to just hide a pre-tied stalk in your mouth.
That seems a little dangerous.
Trying to manoeuvre one stalk in my mouth just half an hour ago was tricky. Imagine two.
I don't want someone's tongue flicking around my urethra. I just want to be sucked hard, deep and fast.
are they implying that they'll tie your cock in a knot?
Because I'm not really up for that.
Is that what you're saying?
With the proviso that I'd look like a gurning imbecile for the five minutes it inevitably took me to do it.
I hope they get broken down in there.
Is that considered posh?!
It's really difficult because she ALWAYS has cherries and they are ALWAYS delicious.
those kids we see hanging round playgrounds spitting cherry stones everywhere?
It's a big problem around here. The greengrocers don't sell punnets to anyone under 21.
I might buy this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Good-Grips-Cherry-Olive-Pitter/dp/B000NQ925K/ref=dp_cp_ob_kh_title_0/278-8924003-1566569
I'll break your posh aunty down there? Too crass, she's posh after all. I don't know.
as that is one of the ways these seeds get dispersed in the wild.
Someone has already taken the pip/stone out for you.
It took some of the joy out of eating a packet in one go, as I could no longer claim them as one of my 5 a day.
Just checked and they TOTALLY ARE REAL CHERRIES!!!!
Oh Framptious Day! That's one more reason to dislike my cunt of an ex as well. HUZZAH!
they are glassy, which is why it's pronounced as such.
the glass replica cherries are softened by being heated in boiling sugar for months at a time.
bottom line - you thought Glace Cherries aren't cherries
"poo out of their mouths"
Ahhh you guys have already covered that off in this thread. Good stuff.
Then I got to all the crazy from Pocketmouse and forgot.
it started to take a rather unpleasent turn and so I skipped it all