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don't put butter or margarine on toast first before jam, or honey, pate, or cheese, or anything else you may have on toast.
sure, they're saving a few calories, but they're disgusting bastards and shouldn't be trusted.
don't put butter or margarine on toast first before jam, or honey, pate, or cheese, or anything else you may have on toast.
sure, they're saving a few calories, but they're disgusting bastards and shouldn't be trusted.
^ customary 'i disagree, i actually like cardboardy foodstuffs, cheers' post.
could not agree more...
Often, these heinous fools consider Butter/spread TO BE A TOPPING .... it is not, it is a base, ONTO which you place your chosen topping.
people who send you a quick text to apologise when they accidentally stole your keys but you already were ok with it anyway
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CAT RACE!!
I actually paid for someone to get on the bus on Friday night. I felt so good.
omg. that is amazing
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I thought of you when I did it
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people who listen to all your boring life shit because they're you're best friend and they actually care
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people who are old men that you see wandering around in the morning and they're all like "hello" even though you don't know them
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people who consistently throw fun parties in their own house and let anyone go
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but butter doesnt go with my homemade chorizo and chick pea paté you momo
prefer a lovely base of virgin olive oil on my homemade brown granary bread
You missed peanut butter out as a main toast spreadable. Not sure I trust you.
People who are on their way to your house to watch football, and they stop off at the shop to buy beer and phone you to see if you want any
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nutella. alone.
I don't like the way it curdles up and looks gross.
you've got my vote there, kik
People who have stringent dietary demands
so you have to cater specifically for them and then don't turn up as there were a few flakes of snow and this isn't the first time in fact it's the third and I didn't want to cook that and now there's loads left and I'lll have to have it for dinner tonight and probably tomorrow
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I love those guys
it's nice to try something new
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