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DaddyorChips [Edit] [Delete] 54 replies 16:13, 3 February '12

http://www.takemeoutflirting.com/flirto/srvtc9!C8708!S1343056138606/web/signed_out_register.jsp LAD

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the women on the actual show are by and large very, very fit.

...and almost always completely annoying.

they should film it somewhere like Dublin, and not wherever in the North of England it's filmed currently.

women with broad Lancashire/Yorkshire accents are dreadful.

forzaborza | 3 Feb '12, 16:20 | X
- It's not filmed in the north, it's filmed in Maidstone
  
  Almost as far from the north as you can get! They must travel down for it.
  
  DaisyFlower @forzaborza | 3 Feb '12, 16:21 | X
  
  DaddyorChips this'd this
  - ^ this
    
    my hometown no less.
    
    I have applied for audience tickets.
    
    Darcy @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:28 | X
    - Do you and spit-fire know each other?
      
      I think you went to the same school.
      
      DaisyFlower @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
      - Really?
        
        spit-fire did you go to MGS?
        
        Darcy @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:36 | X
        
        I did,
        
        But only met you at Zonino.
        My brother went too. When did you leave?
        
        spit-fire @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:37 | X
        
        '97
        
        You?
        
        Darcy @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:38 | X
        
        97? Wow, I didn't realise you were so... mature.
        
        I started at MGGS in 97.
        
        DaisyFlower @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:39 | X
        
        I know, I look fucking good for my age right?
        
        First fingered a girl in the school hall when the MGGS girls came to MGS for a joint disco. It seems like only yesterday **looks wistfully into the mid-distance**
        
        Darcy @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:41 | X
        
        I never went to the joint disco,
        
        they had a reputation for being only for the slutty girls. Sounds like it was deserved!
        
        DaisyFlower @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:44 | X
        
        Darcy this'd this
        
        Yeah,
        
        All the fit invicta girls would come. Dowdy brown school seemed to stay away.
        
        spit-fire @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:48 | X
        
        Oi. You know we were better than Invicta any day.
        
        ...It's probably wrong that I left 8 years ago and I still feel the need to point that out.
        
        DaisyFlower @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:50 | X
        
        My first girlfriend was from your school
        
        But all the fitties wore burgandy I'm afraid.
        
        spit-fire @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:52 | X
        
        Nope, not rising to it!
        
        :p
        
        DaisyFlower @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:57 | X
        
        That's what HE said.
        
        DaddyorChips @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:58 | X
        
        spit-fire this'd this
        
        ...
        
        DaisyFlower @DaddyorChips | 3 Feb '12, 16:59 | X
        
        DaddyorChips this'd this
        
        2000
        
        My brother was younger. Thought there was a chance you'd know him.
        
        You probably bullied me :D
        I was in the first set of year sevens to go there.
        
        spit-fire @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:40 | X
        
        Haha
        
        I wasn't much of a bully to be honest. I was school rugby captain though - so basically top fucking dog yeah? The team were actually really shit that year :(
        
        Darcy @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:43 | X
        
        Noone bullied me anyway
        
        When I finished, the 2nd XV were winning each week and the 1st XV were getting trounced. Everyone in the 1st wanted to play in the 2nds.
        
        spit-fire @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:47 | X
        
        Gonna hijack this a bit
        
        My friend's mum probably would have taught you at MGGS around then. I was at Oakwood Park from about 98.
        
        Dr_gonzo @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:52 | X
        
        What did she teach?
        
        My brother was at Oakwood, he started in 95 though.
        
        DaisyFlower @Dr_gonzo | 3 Feb '12, 16:54 | X
        
        I don't actually know
        
        But her name was Mrs Probin
        
        Dr_gonzo @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:59 | X
        
        I remember her!
        
        She taught French. Had a daughter the year below me, blonde, might have been called Lucy.
        
        DaisyFlower @Dr_gonzo | 3 Feb '12, 17:00 | X
        
        That's her
        
        And her daughter is called Sarah. She was a year below me as well (obviously not at the same school). So I must have started in '97 as well. Weird.
        
        Dr_gonzo @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 17:03 | X
        
        Oh yes, Sarah, I remember now.
        
        If you started at Oakwood in 97 then we will definitely have other mutual acquaintances. But it would probably be a bit weird to start listing them.
        
        DaisyFlower @Dr_gonzo | 3 Feb '12, 17:07 | X
        
        My second cousin taught there too
        
        Food tech I think. Maybe design tech.
        I must have told you this though DF?
        
        spit-fire @Dr_gonzo | 3 Feb '12, 16:56 | X
        
        Yes, she taught me textiles
        
        though I think she moved on to food tech after I left.
        
        DaisyFlower @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:58 | X
  - Do you think they all go down the Society Rooms after?
    
    spit-fire @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:28 | X
    - *go down in
      
      DaddyorChips @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:29 | X
    - Yates' more like
      
      (Is that even still there?)
      
      DaisyFlower @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:31 | X
      - The wine lodge is long gone
        
        Think it turned into Zebra Bar or something. I never get that far up the High Street.
        Apparently all the cool kids go to the round place on the river near the law courts now.
        
        spit-fire @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
        
        Oh yeah
        
        I remember now, it's been Zebra for years. That River place with the R shown backwards? I've never been there. I guess it's handy for Lockmeadow.
        
        DaisyFlower @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:35 | X
        
        spit-fire this'd this
        
        Isn't that River Bar, which has closed down now
        
        Drakes is where it's at.
        
        Dr_gonzo @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:49 | X
        
        Drakes I find hit or miss
        
        I don't really have a Maidstone favourite anymore. Only go out there once a year. My mates like the Druids, but that place stinks.
        
        spit-fire @Dr_gonzo | 3 Feb '12, 16:54 | X
        
        My in-laws live just outside Maidstone.
        
        Do you know Peter and Jean?
        
        Balonz @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:55 | X
        
        spit-fire this'd this
        
        Gotta love the Maidstone threads
        
        spit-fire @Balonz | 3 Feb '12, 16:58 | X
    - i went to a pub in maidstone called the thirsty pig.
      
      as i approached i noticed two young lads being sick outside. i still went in.
      
      josh @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:45 | X
      - Mind the ceiling
        
        Watched England v Columbia in there in '98 nursing a cola in a crowded room hoping not to be noticed as underage.
        
        spit-fire @josh | 3 Feb '12, 16:50 | X
  - really?
    
    i'd assumed it must've been filmed in Manchester given the host's local, and the women almost all sound like they're from Wigan.
    
    forzaborza @DaisyFlower | 3 Feb '12, 16:31 | X
- No they're not!
  
  meowington @forzaborza | 3 Feb '12, 16:25 | X
  
  licky_kicky this'd this
  - About 75% are shaggable.
    
    About 3.4% would get a second date.
    
    Darcy @meowington | 3 Feb '12, 16:28 | X
    
    Verbal this'd this
    - 75% shaggable?
      
      You boys need to get some standards.
      
      meowington @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:33 | X
      
      Verbal this'd this
      - Have you even SEEN my girlfriend?
        
        My standards are fine.
        
        Darcy @meowington | 3 Feb '12, 16:36 | X
        
        Her standards are WAY off.
        
        ;)
        
        meowington @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:40 | X
        
        No way baby, match made in heaven.
        
        When we make love it's like two Greek gods smashing their junk together.
        
        Darcy @meowington | 3 Feb '12, 16:44 | X
        
        Ah she's a transexual
        
        I follow you now
        
        meowington @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:46 | X
        
        Can a vadge not be described as junk too?
        
        Ah whatevs, I'm off home! BYE
        
        Darcy @meowington | 3 Feb '12, 16:47 | X
        
        More of a cesspool.
        
        DaddyorChips @Darcy | 3 Feb '12, 16:49 | X
      - What percentage of shaggable do you get to before you actually get some standards?
        
        spit-fire @meowington | 3 Feb '12, 16:37 | X
        
        69? LOL
        
        DaddyorChips @spit-fire | 3 Feb '12, 16:38 | X
you're all being mean

cat_race | 3 Feb '12, 16:44 | X
Fairly apt that this has turned into a circlejerk thread.

DaddyorChips | 3 Feb '12, 16:51 | X
- Should be more of a gentle arc
  
  Balonz @DaddyorChips | 3 Feb '12, 16:53 | X

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