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I normally get to about 70% where I am kicking my legs under the table to stop it/distract.
YEP ITS FRIDAY
Last night in Sainsbury's 114%
sometimes at work when i don't need to pee i go to the toilet, take my shirt off in a cubicle then put it back on
I'm so lazy.
I worry a little bit about possible repercussions.
I don't know really, probably a schoolyard myth about it causing cancer. Hopefully someone cleverer than me will come along and DEBUNK it.
But it can cause bladder issues. Also, if you always feel like you need a wee, you could have a prostate issue and need to get a finger up the bum to check its not infected/swollen/cancerous.
But when I do I leave it really really late before going.
science podcast a month or so ago, about how people make better decisions when they really need to wizz. So yeh, something about making decisions.
or something, this morning I woke up around 8 and was desperate. I snoozed my alarm for 30 minutes but couldn't do it so had to go at about 0802, I went for ages. I HATE that feeling of waking up and being desperate for the loo. HATE IT.
Thats why I'm asking.
I remember there being a simpsons episode about grampa needing to wee but if anyone dares to mention this or quote this from this point onwards, they will be banned from my life.
I find myself not needing to go at all, then I suddenly feel like I'm going piss myself. This is probably related to recurrent urinary infections.
Anyway, I just got £20 out of the cash point and it came out all in FIVERS. Mental.
that I get to the 98% mark and find myself dancing like Jamie Ro Kwai in order to avoid pissing myself.
It is remarkably effective.
It depends where I am. Last week I was too scared to get out of bed, so it was a whopping 100%.
Just had a wee. Was at about 40%. Cheers.
Either I need to go or I don't. So I go when I need to, which is a 100% need to go.
When I'm at 70% when approaching my front door, as soon as I try and find my keys I hit 90-100% immediately.
soon as I think I need to go, I HAVE to go. Been known to jump out of moving cars etc.
pissed on my doorstep once after a few beers. couldnt find the key. when I say doorstep, I mean into the bush to the left of the door.
In a tent 175%