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I don't have to trim insoles, they just fit into my shoes.
Don't thibk I've brushed my hair this millennium either.
I've never had to buy an insole. My shoes fit me fine.
My current ones aren't wool.
Where can I buy good insoles?
They were good in the short term but soon shrank (DO NOT over-trim!)
I'm size 11 and the last ones I bought were at least size 12 by default. You're right, I AM jealous of your convenient life...
I usually buy one pair and swap them round but I'm going to splash out on two more pairs and permanise my main three shoes of winter.
It's only about 20 metres away from work. CONVENIENCE.
And I'm really ugly so don't have to worry about my appearance ever. Like I can wear a crazy jumper or hat but it won't matter.
But plain. I don't have to worry about going out with messy hair or no make up, because no matter what I do to myself I always just look plain. Also, aging won't be too upsetting because I won't be scared of losing my beauty.
You're not plain.
then I can never make you understand how easy and convenient it is going through life as a pretty person. People are so nice to me, I get away with so much, people like me and I don't even have to say anything funny or clever. People smile at me all the time and want to talk to me for no reason at all and are happy to do things for me!
Sounds like hell.
and then blank me as they try and go to their happy place.
which reminds me I'm supposed to be "body positive chalking" right now ooops
it's just going about doing graffiti to help people stop hating their bodies.
have you ever looked in a mirror? christ. PEOPLE WHO don't realise they're stunning.
just saying its difficult for everyone to feel that way (even people who're conventionally attractive, dunno if I am, shouldn't really have to care).
I therefore only have to pay child prices for hats.
I just have to say words to get women genital-sweaty
I love my stupid voice
if there's alcohol involved.
...which means I a pretty solid tolerance for life's trials and tribulations.
Pretty happy with that.
I'm pretty simple and slow so when something bad happens I'm pretty oblivious to it. I'll only panic if I see other people panicking even if I still haven't figured out what's going on.
Do you still think we're in the economic BOOM years?
Creates an exciting Blitz Spirit with fellow British holiday makers poolside.
My racism has been described as 'effortless' and 'horribly convincing' by magistrates throughout the land.
If you were proven guilty it doesn't necessarily mean you did it.
People have described me as 'dead inside'.
you should impassively stab them to death as an experiment to see if you are actually dead on the inside. if you feel nothing after repeatedly stabbing someone to death, perhaps with something as innocuous as a pencil or a bic pen, then they are right. if you are immediately filled with grief, regret and revulsion for your actions, then they're wrong and you claim the moral highground.
everywhere is apparently only 400m from either a boots, subway or starbucks.
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apparently this is a desirable trait