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I'm starting to think that shirt neatness in married men is directly proportional to how happy their marriage is

Elaina_Casoolare [Edit] [Delete] 146 replies 10:40, 2 February '12

There's one guy at work who's married but always trying it on with everyone else and his shirt always looks stale and creased and another who is always doing lovely things with his wife and kids and his shirts are immaculate and he smells of the freshest cleanest washing powder that always makes me think 'there's love gone into that'.

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  • Almost certainly because their wives iron their shirts for them.

    Neat guy - wife likes him and takes care over the ironing
    Messy guy - wife can't be arsed.

    I iron my own shirts.

    marckee | 2 Feb '12, 10:44 | X
    • I had to iron one of my shirts once because my boyfriend refused

      I ended up dropping the iron on my leg and now I am scarred for life. A constant reminder of the time he say no to ironing something for me.

      meowington @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 10:47 | X
      Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
      • you can't blame your boyfriend for you being a klutz.

        xheathenx @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:13 | X
        rikx and douglasdouglas this'd this
    • I like to imagine your girlfriend ironing my shirts

      thewarn @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 10:47 | X
      Royter-Hatfood this'd this
      • I like to imagine what marckees girlfriend is wearing

        and think if the outfit would look nice on me.

        (^slightly pervy sounding or acceptable?)

        meowington @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 10:51 | X
        • that sounds a bit wierd.

          xheathenx @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:13 | X
          thewarn this'd this
      • They'll end up creased and you'll just have to do them again yourself.

        marckee @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 10:51 | X
  • you do realise DiS is meant to be an escape from work

    not a plummet within its deepest and most meaningless recesses

    the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 10:45 | X
    • Hehe

      God I hate work

      Elaina_Casoolare @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 10:55 | X
  • I used my iron for the first time this morning

    since my wedding day.
    I am happy (at home).

    Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 10:45 | X
    • THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY THERE

      thewarn @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 10:48 | X
      soup200 this'd this
      • As of the end of the month I will be.

        You insensitive brute!

        Balonz @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 10:49 | X
        • Ooo. How come?

          thewarn @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 10:53 | X
          • MASS redundancies.

            Probably a pretty crap pay off. I've wanted out for a while but have been too lazy to do anything so I'm looking at it as a positive. I've finally done my CV and I'm off to meet with my first recruitment consultant this afternoon.

            Balonz @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 10:58 | X
            • Good luck!

              There's a place for you here (in my heart)

              thewarn @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 10:59 | X
              deadonthestairs, meowington, splitterwill, marckee, and robluvsnic this'd this
              • but does it get cable?

                xheathenx @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 11:14 | X
  • yeah i can believe this

    cat_race | 2 Feb '12, 10:49 | X
  • My shirts always look great.

    But that's because I iron them myself to disguise the fact that my relationship is a loveless sham.

    boydungud | 2 Feb '12, 10:52 | X
  • more to do with the dynamics in the relationship maybe?

    neat guy has a dominant/subservient relationship dynamic with his wife. she is more than happy to chores for hubby.

    the_dazzled | 2 Feb '12, 10:54 | X
    • I don't think there is a correlation between happy marriage and neatness

      Some people are scruffy no matter how happy their relationship is.

      meowington @the_dazzled | 2 Feb '12, 10:56 | X
    • EXACTLY

      My biggest problem with this thread is that it perpetuates a very limited, patriarchal view of marriage, and one which revolves entirely around office working culture. Shirt neatness is a symbol whose relevance is only found in the micro-analytical world of sardine-boxed ennui we've grown accustomed to as urban wage-earners. It's the realm of the housewife and the Working Husband, where an ideal is found in the dutiful completion of the narrative. It stinks, in short.

      I'm in a happy marriage and I wear unironed t-shirts to work, btw

      the_UCA_coil @the_dazzled | 2 Feb '12, 10:59 | X
      xheathenx and tokek_tokek this'd this
      • Happy for you maybe

        but your shirt tells a different story about your wife.

        Kitchmo @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:01 | X
        Elaina_Casoolare and thewarn this'd this
        • lol

          all I'll say is that we both appreciate the existence of a nearby launderette

          the_UCA_coil @Kitchmo | 2 Feb '12, 11:04 | X
      • I hope it's not that happy

        I want you for myself

        Elaina_Casoolare @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:01 | X
        • My best friend is single

          maybe try him?

          the_UCA_coil @Elaina_Casoolare | 2 Feb '12, 11:04 | X
      • If only you were famous enough for me to submit this to Pseuds' Corner.

        marckee @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:03 | X
        • surely you see how the very premise of this thread is rooted in a homely and arcane narrative of female subservience

          the_UCA_coil @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 11:06 | X
          xheathenx this'd this
          • I prefer to think of it as an ironic commentary on our perceptions of domesticity.

            marckee @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:14 | X
            • OH THE IRONING!

              xheathenx @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 11:15 | X
              • dammit you got there first :p

                the_UCA_coil @xheathenx | 2 Feb '12, 11:18 | X
                • its not often a chance like that comes up.

                  =D

                  xheathenx @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:19 | X
                  • I was typing out a few sentences of postmodern analysis

                    you had an unfair time advantage!

                    the_UCA_coil @xheathenx | 2 Feb '12, 11:22 | X
                    • That's what you get for being clever!

                      xheathenx @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:53 | X
            • maybe in your reconstruction of it, there is irony

              but I detect scant self-critique elsewhere in this thread, especially in the OP - perhaps I need to give it more credit, though

              unless 'ironic' is a pun in which case I'm fucking irked

              the_UCA_coil @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 11:16 | X
        • lol

          chris-budget @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 11:06 | X
      • this

        but in a happy relationship, iron my own shirts, 8/10 ironing skills

        chris-budget @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:06 | X
  • My g/f is rubbish at ironing

    So I just do my shirts myself. I might buy her a gift this evening; seems I'm the greastest man ever to have lived.

    Kitchmo | 2 Feb '12, 10:55 | X
  • I think you might need a slightly larger sample group for your studies

    chris-budget | 2 Feb '12, 10:57 | X
    tokek_tokek this'd this
  • As soon as the washing machine is finished, take your shirt out

    put it on a hanger and hang that badboy up. Doing this means you don't have to iron them.

    And you can take that to the bank.

    jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 10:58 | X
    • depends on the shirt

      chris-budget @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:00 | X
      Kitchmo and meowington this'd this
      • the average work shirt will be fine

        jacques_le_biscuit_ @chris-budget | 2 Feb '12, 11:03 | X
        deadonthestairs and Slicky this'd this
    • It never gets it as crisp as ironing it properly though.

      marckee @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:00 | X
      chris-budget this'd this
    • depends on the type of shirt though innit

      Smee @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:01 | X
      chris-budget this'd this
    • It still goes weird

      Things feel weird when they're unironed. I dislike unironed clothes.

      meowington @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:01 | X
      • So, who irons those then?

        xheathenx @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:16 | X
        • Me.

          I iron my clothes.

          meowington @xheathenx | 2 Feb '12, 11:19 | X
          • I got the impression from further up that you didn't do ironing

            as you managed to damage yourself the one time you tried to iron one of your shirts.

            xheathenx @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:55 | X
    • think you'll find that might depend on the shirt.

      deadonthestairs @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:05 | X
      chris-budget this'd this
    • Always wear a jumper then your shirts don't need ironing.

      Harder in the summer admittedly.

      licky_kicky @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:09 | X
  • I iron my own shirts

    Any man who gets a girl to iron their shirts is a fucking fud.

    moker | 2 Feb '12, 11:02 | X
    tokek_tokek this'd this
    • wife - ironing/washing clothes (glorified washerwoman)

      husband - washing up/hoovering (honest, hard-working manual labourer)

      thewarn @moker | 2 Feb '12, 11:05 | X
      • sharing the domestic duties evenly and appropriately

        - 21st century couple

        the_UCA_coil @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 11:08 | X
        • Yes but if you can't even iron your own shirt

          That's a biut lame. Sharing duties is coolio, but that's something you do for yourself. Like tying shoelaces or wiping your arse.

          moker @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:17 | X
          • not really - all our ironing gets done in one batch,

            after the washing.

            If you iron a shirt before wearing each morning, fair enough, but that's not how we roll.

            thewarn @moker | 2 Feb '12, 11:20 | X
            • this is cool too

              really, any method is cool as long as both people are into it - but if the duties aren't evenly-shared (to an approximate level) I can honestly say that there will be resentment somewhere in there

              the_UCA_coil @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 11:24 | X
              thewarn this'd this
              • It's true, when I first moved in with my boyfriend I did everything

                Because I have higher standards, so I told him I was getting resentful but if he paid for most things I wouldnt mind so much (he earns more). He said ok. But it makes me sad cos I think of the Hafiz poem
                'The sun does not say to the moon "you owe me",look what happens with a love like that - it lights up the whole world" :-(

                Elaina_Casoolare @the_UCA_coil | 2 Feb '12, 11:47 | X
                • You shouldn't have to say 'you owe me', of course!

                  However, you should know when you owe. It's not a concrete debt, but it's the situation of knowing the need to put in energy of some sort in order to keep the relationship balanced. Good communication and virtue will always ensure this.

                  the_UCA_coil @Elaina_Casoolare | 2 Feb '12, 11:52 | X
            • I suppose in that sense yeah, fair enough

              I'm just really paticular about my shirts. The one time the other half did it, she ironed creases down the sleeve.

              THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE CRIME.

              moker @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 11:40 | X
          • oh, I agree with you!

            Unless you're absolutely tied up in doing something else that is essential, your partner(s) shouldn't have to iron your shirts. Presuming you need an ironed shirt.

            the_UCA_coil @moker | 2 Feb '12, 11:21 | X
  • pervert

    thewarn @wishpig | 2 Feb '12, 11:06 | X
    marckee this'd this
  • Haven't ironed a shirt (or anything else) in about 3 years.

    Feels good, man.

    deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:06 | X
    xheathenx, Matt_was_taken, Darcy, and icouldwinarabbit this'd this
    • you animal

      chris-budget @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:11 | X
      meowington this'd this
    • but probably longer.

      if i need a crease free shirt, i put it on a hanger, put it in the shower then turn the shower on for a bit, the steam gets rid of the creases.

      This does depend on the shirt, but my linen shirts can all get fucked, they're horrible anyway.

      xheathenx @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:17 | X
      • I've heard rumours of this tactic before.

        Never found anyone who practises it.

        I just hang t-shirts/shirts up to dry and they're fine.

        Work trousers seem to magically keep their creases after washing. Jeans/out-of-work trousers don't need ironing.

        I'm got one 'heavy cotton' shirt that needs ironing. Just never wear it instead.

        deadonthestairs @xheathenx | 2 Feb '12, 11:27 | X
  • spend 55k on a shirt and......

    chris-budget @Femininity | 2 Feb '12, 11:08 | X
    • from further up the thread,

      it sounds like she only did that once and any further attempts that could possibly lead to further injury on her part.

      xheathenx @Femininity | 2 Feb '12, 11:19 | X
      • He's talking about his 'wife'

        not his girlfriend.

        meowington @xheathenx | 2 Feb '12, 11:20 | X
        • well the 29th is coming up.

          you can make an honest man out of him.

          xheathenx @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:56 | X
          the_UCA_coil this'd this
        • is that a euphamism

          for his 'house boy'?

          xheathenx @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:57 | X
    • Spent one hundred pounds on a shirt?

      Who are you, Fred Goodwin?

      licky_kicky @Femininity | 2 Feb '12, 11:12 | X
    • You were already fucked if you spent a ton on a shirt.

      Which you didn't. So whatevs.

      3 for £21 from M&S Clearance shop for me, ta.

      TheWza @Femininity | 2 Feb '12, 11:13 | X
      • Your inability to believe anything he says is quite touching

        I own a broad range of shirts, between £15 and £125, his point is valid.

        Really I'm only replying to say I BEAT YOU AT THE QUIZ AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. Ahem.

        Kitchmo @TheWza | 2 Feb '12, 11:16 | X
      • OMG

        i just posted about T.M Lewin

        spooky!

        chris-budget @Femininity | 2 Feb '12, 11:28 | X
      • No need for ironing in winter when I'm wearing a jumper.

        I iron my own in summer. My gf irons nothing (textiles projects excepted).

        TheWza | 2 Feb '12, 11:10 | X
        • I go for the v-neck jumper all year round.

          Summer is a bit of a struggle, but then I think of the MINUTES I'm saving by not ironing shirts and everything is good again.

          deadonthestairs @TheWza | 2 Feb '12, 11:12 | X
          • Yeah,

            I try and make the summer clothes regime last as short as possible.

            TheWza @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:15 | X
          • just stitch velcro into the v-neck and cuffs

            then create cuff and bib from some old shirts, stitch the 'other bit' from velcro onto that and presto! Looks proper, but shouldn't give you the summer sweaty feeling of having too many layers on.

            xheathenx @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:53 | X
        • People who don't iron anything are weird.

          meowington @TheWza | 2 Feb '12, 11:14 | X
          moker this'd this
          • Why?

            TheWza @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:15 | X
            the_UCA_coil this'd this
            • Because it looks scruffy

              and must be uncomfortable. It irritates me. I iron everything....including my bedsheets and sometimes my knick knocks.

              meowington @TheWza | 2 Feb '12, 11:17 | X
              • as mentioned most things don't need ironing if taken out of the wash

                and put on a hanger etc. Also they won't be uncomfortable. Also you have barnacles on your feet.

                jacques_le_biscuit_ @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:22 | X
                • but what if you've hung something up or over the airer

                  and its got a big fold down the middle. Would you iron it?

                  meowington @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:26 | X
                • DEPENDS ON TEH SHIRT

                  chris-budget @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 2 Feb '12, 11:32 | X
              • Uncomfortable?

                deadonthestairs @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:32 | X
              • As your househusband says,

                it's very easy to look scruffy just by putting a seatbelt on. Ironing is easily a wasted endeavour. That aside, in all situations beyond getting paid, or maybe someone getting married or whatevs, then I give a flat out (seewhaddididthere) meh to ironing.

                Uncomfortable? How so?

                 "my bedsheets and sometimes my knick knocks". Oh. I see. You're dipping your toes back into the trolling pool. Abandon reply.

                TheWza @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 12:09 | X
          • You really wouldn't be able to tell I don't iron anything.

            People who iron their bedsheets are weird.

            deadonthestairs @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:22 | X
            licky_kicky, DaisyFlower, and tokek_tokek this'd this
            • I'll only iron them if they've been screwed up on the journey from washing machine (wet) to bed (dry)

              meowington @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:25 | X
            • My mum used to have a machine for ironing bed clothes

              Like a giant pasta machine but electric.

              Balonz @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:26 | X
              • This sounds great.

                I want one.

                meowington @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 11:33 | X
                • Sounds amazing.

                  Tell us more.

                  deadonthestairs @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 11:34 | X
                  • Just imagine really straight fresh bedsheets

                    that are slightly toasty from balonz's mums ironing machine. Its like getting into a hotel bed when they're all ironed and neat.

                    meowington @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:38 | X
                    • Why bother ironing?

                      Surely you should just use things a couple of times, then throw them away and buy new things?

                      Royter-Hatfood @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 12:09 | X
                      • I would throw/give to charity a skirt/shirt/top away if it constantly creased up after ironing it

                        meowington @Royter-Hatfood | 2 Feb '12, 12:22 | X
                  • It was two huge horizontal rollers on a stand that you fed your ruffled sheets through and they come out ironed.

                    More impressively, our whole house was a vacuum cleaner. Loads of little vacuuming ports all over the house that you opened and attached a tube too. Always on. Maybe I spent my childhood in a dream state coma?

                    Balonz @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:40 | X
                    • Shut up!

                      I've seen those hoover things in films! Well they're not on all the time but they are little squares on the skirting boards and you push your dust up to them and they suck up the dust. Where does it go? Maybe it insulates your house or something.

                      meowington @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 11:42 | X
                      • As soon as you lifted the flap there was suction.

                        You could use them as additional bins for small things too. Probably stick your willy in them too... I didn't.

                        I think it used to go to the cellar but I didn't really give a shit at the time.

                        Balonz @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 11:48 | X
                    • What the actual fuck? This sounds even better.

                      Was your house on Cribs? Where did you grow up?

                      deadonthestairs @Balonz | 2 Feb '12, 11:43 | X
                      • Cribs didn't exist at the time.

                        Michael Jordan is my dad.

                        Balonz @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:49 | X
                      • Germany is SO far ahead of us

                        :(

                        thewarn @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:49 | X
                        • This was England

                          In Germany I lived in an invisible hover house.

                          Balonz @thewarn | 2 Feb '12, 11:52 | X
                      • I've designed houses with this system in.

                        It's really cool.

                        (but they're not on all the time - that would just be a waste of electricity)

                        marckee @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 12:39 | X
                • really want to this this

                  but I'll spare most of you the sobriquet of 'weird' - the demands of your workplace are not yours to disobey!

                  the_UCA_coil @wishpig | 2 Feb '12, 11:26 | X
                  • maybe that last half-sentence contained a little *ahem* iro-

                    I mean, you're right, they should.

                    the_UCA_coil @wishpig | 2 Feb '12, 11:32 | X
                  • the people who have eyes notice

                    chris-budget @wishpig | 2 Feb '12, 11:31 | X
                  • Well, shirts and a minority of skirts require it.

                    Nothing else does.

                    tokek_tokek @wishpig | 2 Feb '12, 12:09 | X
                    TheWza this'd this
                  • IRON OUT THE CREASES IN THIS THREAD

                    TheWza | 2 Feb '12, 11:16 | X
                  • Rebuild

                    marckee | 2 Feb '12, 11:15 | X
                  • incidentally

                    T.M Lewin are doing 5 shirts for £100
                    http://www.tmlewin.co.uk/

                    that's a pretty good deal I think

                    FILL YR BOOTS

                    chris-budget | 2 Feb '12, 11:22 | X
                    • Do these shirts need ironing?

                      My 6 year old Florence + Fred shirts are starting to look a little shabby.

                      deadonthestairs @chris-budget | 2 Feb '12, 11:30 | X
                      • I belive the non-ironing shirts are in the

                        3 for 90 quid section

                        chris-budget @deadonthestairs | 2 Feb '12, 11:34 | X
                        • do they do slim fit?

                          or are they all those awful billowy waisted monstrosities?

                          for men without a paunch a shirt purchase is tricky

                          Noblet @chris-budget | 2 Feb '12, 13:52 | X
                          • Do what I did,

                            get a paunch.

                            It's great.

                            deadonthestairs @Noblet | 2 Feb '12, 13:56 | X
                        • could be that dishevelled guy has a cheapo iron

                          cheap irons - the ultimate false economy

                          mac_daddy | 2 Feb '12, 11:23 | X
                          deadonthestairs and xheathenx this'd this
                        • My shirts are always unironed

                          Except at weddings and funerals.

                          Royter-Hatfood | 2 Feb '12, 11:37 | X
                          • I used to iron mine for work when I worked in a supermarket

                            And I always iron shirt and trousers for job interviews or nice occassions such as you mentioned.

                            But why the f would you waste all that time ironing the items that nobody sees anyway/ don't get creased anyway, just hang them up. As long as your clothes are clean and not screwed up you don't feel like the tramp king.

                            Surely the only people who still go around in totally ironed sets of clothes are Dave Cameron and the dad from the film Beethoven, the one about the misunderstood boisterous dog.

                            Vernon_Kernel @Royter-Hatfood | 2 Feb '12, 11:53 | X
                            • where has this idea come from that people can't see shirts?

                              chris-budget @Vernon_Kernel | 2 Feb '12, 11:57 | X
                              • I perhaps didn't make it clear enough that visible shirts in formal situations should be ironed

                                But hidden away under jumper or casual t shirt? Just hang it up nicely and it's fine.

                                Vernon_Kernel @chris-budget | 2 Feb '12, 12:01 | X
                                • gotcha

                                  i bulk iron so never know exactly what capacity the shirt will be used for

                                  chris-budget @Vernon_Kernel | 2 Feb '12, 12:04 | X
                        • I do not iron

                          ever. Why is it that mum's always have a big pile of ironing?

                          Ironing is a myth.

                          Scout | 2 Feb '12, 11:48 | X
                        • It's fucking great not having to wear a shirt to work.

                          Thinking about it, I haven't had to wear a shirt regularly since I was in sixth form.

                          Feels pretty prettttyyyyyy good.

                          Darcy | 2 Feb '12, 11:58 | X
                          chris-budget, the_UCA_coil, and sharp_yet_blunt this'd this
                          • i retract my DIS about having to wear shirts regularly

                            i think i had blanked out years of awful temp jobs

                            chris-budget @Darcy | 2 Feb '12, 12:07 | X
                          • You had to wear shirts to sixth form?

                            Eton?

                            tokek_tokek @Darcy | 2 Feb '12, 12:11 | X
                            • Almost....

                              Maidstone Grammar.

                              Darcy @tokek_tokek | 2 Feb '12, 12:14 | X
                            • We had to wear suits to sixth form.

                              The rest of the school had to wear uniform.

                              marckee @tokek_tokek | 2 Feb '12, 12:40 | X
                              • we could wear coloured shirts!

                                the rest of the school only white!

                                DANGEROUS

                                Noblet @marckee | 2 Feb '12, 13:50 | X
                        • marry a man who doesn't wear shirts to work

                          EASY

                          Slicky | 2 Feb '12, 12:19 | X
                          • You married Tarzan?

                            zxcvbnm- @Slicky | 2 Feb '12, 12:24 | X
                            • no, but I did take spiderman round aldi this morning

                              Slicky @zxcvbnm- | 2 Feb '12, 12:42 | X
                              • filth!

                                zxcvbnm- @Slicky | 2 Feb '12, 12:45 | X
                                the_UCA_coil, meowington, and TheWza this'd this
                        • meowington irons her knickers

                          but never washes her socks?

                          something is very wrong here

                          Noblet | 2 Feb '12, 13:48 | X
                          chris-budget and xheathenx this'd this
                          • This is okay.

                            Its more likely that someone will go near my vagina than they will my toes.

                            meowington @Noblet | 2 Feb '12, 14:18 | X
                            • ^ opening line of The Vagina Monologues

                              Darcy @meowington | 2 Feb '12, 14:22 | X
                        • yeah but how do you know that his wife does the washing/ironing?

                          sophiacherryx | 2 Feb '12, 13:53 | X
                          • I don't, I just noticed a correlation

                            Maybe he does it himself and his wife really fancies him cos he looks neat

                            Elaina_Casoolare @sophiacherryx | 2 Feb '12, 13:56 | X
                        • I'm sure vanilla fascists iron their shirts as well.

                          they generally looked very well turned out in the films i've seen them in. even raiders of the lost ark, and those were submarine nazis.

                          xheathenx @rue_the_day | 2 Feb '12, 14:13 | X
                          • I just use straightners on crinkly bits.

                            Is here a good place to say I saw Meow's Dad's tummy? I think so.

                            ChintzyLacroix | 2 Feb '12, 14:05 | X
                          • WHY IS IT YOU CAN'T BUY SHIRTS THAT DON'T NEED IRONING ANYMORE?

                            robluvsnic | 2 Feb '12, 14:16 | X
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