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ever wanted an orange flavoured mars bar..?
a flavour of crisps that hasn't been covered..?
share your idea here please
they should definitely exist.
Ooh, and carrot cake flavour ice-cream, someone on here showed me Ben & Jerry's did do a limited edition of it in America but I want some here!
but also reduce the time to finish.
not sure where it came from, but that's inspiration for you.
where can I send you money for this extraordinary idea?
9a Old Ford Lock
I’m not worried: we’ll clean up and then buy you out when we release balsamic biscotti.
that are then returned once worn once via post and recycled into brand new clean socks. kinda like lovefilm for feet.
and a computer and tells you the time and what the weather is like anywhere in the world.
you can also send messages to people which are only in text, rather than the spoken word, a bit like electronic mail, but better.
it would only come in the one colour: Peuce.
a range of sexy Kinder Egg ladies
sexy Kinder Egg ladies to have sex with
purchase. eat chocolate. shag. go to shop and buy another
where they have some kind of laser measuring system to accurately determine which items will actually fit you.
I don't know where this idea came from either, I'm just ON FIRE today.
than their PC rivals.
And before Apple obsessives start telling me it's worth it or why: SHUT UP.
whenever they start bleating on about how good their phone is.
a magnet fridge. all food items will on day come with a small invisible magnet inside the packaging. your fridge has a powerful mechanical magnet that can push and pull the food around your fridge. when your food is set to expire, the fridge pushes that food to the front and pulls back the newer food.
this way, there will be no lost food because you just 'fogot about it'
Looked pretty cool.
but with doritos and dip, cos like i don't want to buy a huge "sharing bag" and a whole tub of dip, i just want a snack.
i probably put 7 or 8 into my mouth with one bite
with an adequately-sized dip attached?
If so this is an amazing idea.
that has a delay on it so that if you are toasting four slices of toast the first slice will pop up toasted before the second, the second before the third and the third before the fourth.
This would give you time to butter the toast at its optimum buttering time before the next slice of toast is ready to be buttered.
bit rambling, you get the idea
whilst also incorporating your innovative idea for staggered popping.
It was great then and it's great now
Allowing you to take a little snip of whatever you need, and only pay for that much.
the first production model would be used to go back in time and steal your design and you would get nothing. NOTHING!
What to do:
Once you have assembled your working time machine, choose a specific well advertised product from the shelves of your nearest Comet or Dixons, run out of the shop really quickly with it.
Once you have evaded the local constabulary and the store detectives, return to your workshop or lockup and get into your time machine and go back into the past, but further back than the mid 1970's as the stench from the hippy scum may prove too much for your modern nose and all shall be lost.
Once in the past, but no earlier than the mid 1970's, take your stolen item into one of the leading electronic companies of the time. Sell them the product for a substantial sum of money, then invest that money in that same company.
Whilst you are in the past, there shouldn't be any harm in releasing one of more cutting edge pop recordings and have a bit of fun with some prostitutes or the like.
RETURN TO THE PRESENT and reap the rewards of your wise investment and the mystery surrounding your sudden disappearance at the height of your popular musical career, and marvel at the new modern age you have ushered in. EXCELSIOR!
for the home, in large squeezy bottles that you can keep in the fridge. never again will you underorder/ forget to order and thus miss out on your dip. I cam up with this one while languishing in bed with pizza last weekend, having forgottten to order extra dips. the one you get free is not enough. I had a massive strop and made my poor pizza companion phone up to see whether they'd just deliver dips. (they said no.)
I've also been trying to find something that even slightly resembles Papa John's Special Garlic dip for a long time. There's nothing!