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Room 101 Dis edition.
Want to kill some time until the quiz?
then play Room 101 with me, I'm sure this must've been done before but originality isn't my strong point, (my chiseled physique is my strong point.)
Basically post what you hate and if it gets 5 or more ^This's then it goes in.
I'll start...
emoticons
No safety wink here.
:-(
Old people who insist on using self service checkouts even though the concept is completely lost on them
well ^this it then...
come on ^this it!
^THIS IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Okay cool, don't ^this it, i don't care............
...........FUCKING ^THIS IT YOU SHIT!!!!!
I love the commitment you've put in to pissing me off.
But seriously, just ^this the fucking thing.
You've broken me.
IT'S IN!
In your face Anjemange
Nu Folk
People who walk along reading
Christ...
*texting
IT'S IN
and people who walk along basingstoke
Tax Payers' Alliance
get in
Kapow it's in.
Goodbye low taxes.
Poncy tea.
Ugly people
Churnalism
IT'S GOING IN
Goodbye every paper I read.
Twitter
The Foo Fighters
AQOS Googlers
not one this?!
fuck you all. you're all at it. I KNEW IT.
I just don't mind if people do it because it guarantees nothing.
except it takes away the quiz element
for example, there was a question on this week's where i literally could not think of one correct answer (you'll see) so i guessed and it turns out i was wrong when i checked afterwards. it's still a quiz, it should still be based on knowledge as well
THEY'RE IN
Shit.
Toby Young
HE'S IN
Remember when simon Pegg played him?
No idea who he is.
I'll consider myself lucky.
You really, really are.
Carrot fit jeans
YEAH IT'S IN
Bye bye JLS's legs
everything released by the get up kids AFTER something to write home about
*Think Tanks* which don't mention they are funded by or affiliated with a political party
when they release some research which just happens to support said party's policies.
IN
We're smashing the state guys.
Robert Peston
As if
Robert Peston's the man
Wet look tights
people press the button at a crossing without looking to see if theres actually any traffic
I do this deliberately on a road near me
because cars drive too fast and they need to be slowed down at any opportunity.
i'm going to run you over
I hate it when you press the button
Then someone just behind whos seen you press the button then also presses the button as if youre not clever enough to have actually touched it OR theyre somehow special and youre a shitmuncher who the technology will not react to. Hate them.
amazing.
yeah
this happens in lifts too. people are idiots
^ SO MUCH THIS
what do you mean?
I press the button anytime I am going to use a crossing. Safer, y'know?
i think this is fine if you mean you actually wait for the green man every time
oh yeah i see
yeah i hate peple who press it and walk straight away not waiting for it to go.
no, no.
use your eyes to see if traffic is coming. if its not, dont press the button. you're an adult. you can cross the road on your own.
IN
Fuck you road safety
Gum popping
Car insurance comparison websites
children who aren't related to me
children who are related to meths
the volume of ambulance sirens
IN
Unlucky the seriously injured.
lana del rey
buses
Golf umbrellas
If this can be altered to golf umbrellas anywhere but a golf course
then you will get my vote.
Stop jabbing them at my crotch you bastards
Why do people insist on carrying them horizontally?
IN THEY GO
'baby on board' badges worn by pregnant women
come on dan!
honestly that's just good sense.
bit needy
The unending futility of existence
that's (a bit) like saying
pfft crutches? you've only broken your ankle, bit needy mate.
Never heard of these.
But fuck it, that's bad enough for me.
They are useful for identifying pregnant women on public transport,
leaving out the awkward is she/isn't she when thinking about giving up your seat.
Stop making me feel guilty by using logic.
they're issued by London Underground, for that specific purpose
It's not just twee idiocy.
Not that the rude bastard general public pay any mind, but still.
Someone had one of these, but i didn't notice
Eventually she said "scuse me, but i'm pregnant' and pointed at the badge.
I said, "i'm so sorry, i didn't see it", and then got up to let her have my seat.
When she sat down, she turned to her husband/other half, tutted, and said "I suppose i need to get a massive flashing sign next tim"
I wanted to punch her in the face.
Cool story bro.
should've pretended to be blind.
GOING IN
Take That the pregnant.
Kitchmo
See I was going to put you, but decided to put this to bed as it has been a week now
but no, you had to irk me, didn't you?
you brought it up this morning pal.
I'm looking to obliterate you in the quiz today. OBLITERATE.
You can win the quiz
but you can never regain my respect.
...
http://tinyurl.com/3fmly4s
Having to rebuild threads
The TV show 'Friends'.
people who don't like the TV show 'Friends'
People who are bothered by the fact that some people dislike
the TV show 'Friends'.
the general public
THEY'RE IN
Hang on, that's me too right?
does it include AnJemange?
my desk at home
it is a great old desk with compartments that a scientist would keep bits in but it is two inches too high for my chair :(
if your desk is that great
then it sounds more like your chair is two inches too short for the desk - Stick the chair in Room 101
ok. my chair.
Resealable pasta and rice packets that are impossible to open neatly.
Christ, I'm getting angry just thinking about these
IN.
Harmonicas
Luggage on wheels
The Daily Mail
GOING IN
So that's pretty much all threads on here fucked.
Wotsits
James Corden
YAY!
Bye you unfunny fuck!
VLOGS
Especially youtube ones. JFC
Crocs
IN
Lyric posting
Shorts on girls
:(
Tights/leggings without a skirt/dress/bottom half
I trust these last two only apply to fat girls.
anyone who wants to abolish Tights/leggings without a skirt/dress/bottom half
banjos
yes everyone loves banjos! me too!
The Halifax Choir
IN.
I have no idea who they are though.
People who can't walk in a straight line allowing you to over/undertake
THEY'RE IN
They're probably alcoholics though you heartless shits.
groups of people who walk slowly in a line through corridors, blocking the entire path.
Furthermore,
people who do this and then have the nerve to moan at you for barging into them - How the fuck else am I meant to get past you, you ignorant cunts.
Turkish Delight
Plastic film that doesn't come off microwave meals in one piece
GOING IN
Stop eating microwave meals, what's wrong with you?
cyclists
how dare you
water canal enthusiasts
Yeah, I HATE water in canals
Mushrooms
IN
I'm pretty upset about this one truth be told.
People who talk about their gap year in Thailand
I find them annoying wherever they're talking.
eltham.
BYE ELTHAM
Et tu, meowington?
Moths
Do anti-thises count?
Never mind.
GOING IN
aww
Raisins/sultanas/other wasted grapes
people who are "too scared" to use the self checkout
I reckon that's fair enough...
If they did use the self-checkout, it would just cause more frustration when it transpires they are utterly inept at using it...
still a classic
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4267245
The fact that Revels have been deemed inedible due to the inclusion of fucking raisins
Smashed threads
The expression "us girls/women"
AnJemage's Endless This^ing
(not really)
It could almost be a new betting game.
How long will it take for him/her to reach the bottom before anything new comes up?
It's not endless trust me
People who refuse to moan
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4319023#r6528478
GLITTER GETTING EVERY FUCKING WHERE AND NEVER DISAPPEARING
innocently acquired glitter becoming the focus of suspicion from your gf
also, as an aside
hairbands - they seem to be attracted to me, they just end up in my car and generally about my person. the gf wonders where they all come from. So do I!
An ex told me I excrete hair bands
as I leave them everywhere.
well will you come and collect them when you next get a chance please
TEL GARY GLITER 2 FUK OFF
DiS Spelling Mafia
Vox pops on the news.
Also, having a reporter stood outside a location doing a live link.
A million times this
THEY'RE IN
Good job seen as the general public have already gone.
ITV
's football commentary teams
IT'S IN
TV burp was finishing anyway.
out of service buses
if your out of service why leave the bus number up so that i gather up my things only to face dissapointment - TAKE THE NUMBER OFF, so that people don't get that ''yay, my bus''....$"&* out of service'' moment - it would be far less annoying - mini rant over
*you're
Made up words combining two words eg staycation, yarden
They're called portmanteaus
And I like the word portmanteau so for that reason ahm oot
chillax mate
the word chillax
guestimate
aarrrrgrggkjhkjhewkhwekhfw
GOING IN
Congratuwelldone.
Media obsession with combining celebrities couples names eg tomkat
or shortening their names eg Sam Cam
GOING IN
It was a fucking good effort though.
IN
Ha! That means you can't stop.
Oh shit it's not in, feel free to stop.
People who run for tube trains.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? ANOTHER ONE WILL BE ALONG IN APPROX. 2 MINS.
maybe they have a connection to catch somewhere
but they might end up being 2 mins late to somewhere
NO THEY'RE NOT EVERYONE
They're just being transport stress heads.
FUCK those people
I'm going to actually pivot and deck one at some point. Momentum's on my side.
People who walk down the escalators...
...Only for you to overtake them again along the walkway. (I think that makes sense)
chuggers
Action Chugger definitely
But leave Koko alone.
Tribal aesthetics & co-option in indie music
too much kids tv can make you go blind
cheggars
cheese
Fashion as a concept
Marine invertebrates
Liverpool
When you press the 'stop' button on the bus, there's an audible ping, the display reads 'Bus Stopping'
and then somebody else presses it too
also when the bus is full and some spastic is leaning on the button so it's pinging constantly and everyone is looking around trying to find the source and shifting around to avoid buttons, except the dumb cunt who is actually leaning on it
This might be a bit too specific.
Once missed my stop because of this
I had to get off two stops before the station, which was the very point at which the driver got sick of stopping at every stop for nobody to get off.
The phrase "lovely stuff"
^Lovely stuff
youtube comments sections
if i get 100 ^thises i'll shit on nicki minaj's chest
Your mum
rape
:D
Room 103's post
People who sit in the Priority Seats on tubes in rush hour
then promptly fall asleep with their headphone in, so when someone old/pregnant/wobbly gets on, I have to get up and offer MY NON-PRIORITY seat.
I like the new format of room 101
That "behind the science" Pantene shampoo advert "hosted" by Nicky Hambleton-Jones.
Or just Nicky Hambleton-Jones.
those dappy hats
and anyone who wears one
Women who won't have sex with me.
all women?
then which women will you have sex with?
Shot yourself in the foot there, son.
Once they're in Room 101 I presume I'll have some kind of access to them.
best answer yet
Public opinion on the news
Not necessarily vox pops, because they have a massive comedy value. But inane tweets and texts emails.
Eg Claire / Mike from Basingstoke thinks David Cameron has got to ride a bike to work.
I don't care, I want to hear the news.
Hertfordshire
*Herefordshire
Verbal
cyclists? what a shit.
And cauliflower...fuck you cauliflower, i fucking hate you, you manky bastard. There's not much that'll make me want to puke just as much as the smell of left over cooked cauliflower in the bin the day after it's been put there.
^This to Verbal
any excuse to hate, eh?
I'm quite enjoying having an internet feud
Don't claim you don;t like the attention either.
it's quite fun.
Mushrooms
ctrl+f
do your duty, then only one more needed
Repetition in music
That's lovely
apparently huge is my word of the day
that's lovely
loop
Murder, famine, genocide, dictators. Everything that's bad and horrible and hateful and evil in the world.
no votes
apt for a post about dictators.
Now that's just silly.
What have I done?
thatcher
people who take up more than one seat of a train
either by
- being morbidly obese
- having shitloads of bags
- sitting in the aisle seat (this one's the worst)
unless, of course, they've bought more than one ticket.
Jay Z's Laugh
those plastic ringpull seals that you get on some cartons (milk, fruit juice, etc.) that are always sealed too tightly
so that when you manage to open the thing the contents splash everywhere.
those plastic see through containers that cheap electronics + children's toys come in that have no discernible entry point
perforated card packaging that says 'tear here' as if it's actually going tear cleanly along the lines
fucking bane of my life as a 10 year old opening variety pack cereal boxes.
whistlers
people who spend half the time at their desk noisily organising their papers to an unnecessary degree
Dr Who
People who leave the door open by about an inch
Faux-lesbians
Liberal feminists
*"conservative feminists" srly?
Well that's what those people really are.
Hence why I loathe the term.
When the media add `-gate` to the end of anything vaguely scandalous
HACKGATE
WERRITTYGATE
FENTONGATE
Get fucked pls, the media.
gaitgate
The phrase "love it!!"
Usually found as a comment made by some shit person under some shit photo of some other shit person eating a shit pizza or something. Piss off.
This thread surprises me
I had no idea DiSers were so easily irritated.
Yeah lots of these are ridiculously trivial
The Poznan
IT'S IN
Whatever the hell it is.
its that stupid dance Man City fans have started doing
Piers Morgan
Veto Ale
DIS
(just a bit of research)
when you eat a nectarine/soft fruit and it dribbles down your wrist
NOTHING makes me irrationally angrier. That 2 second window before it reaches your sleeves = precious.
This will make me sound like a fascist but...
the comments sections on news/newspaper sites.
When foreign commentators go GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
when someone scores GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT
PEOPLE WHO
misuse grammar despite knowing better, because it makes them seem cooler.
Club promoters -
They spend the night huddled in the corner doing conspicuous 'business whispers' with their 'grown up' coterie of 'associates', occasionally breaking off to bob their head behind the DJ stand.
You're running a shitty little breakbeat night at the Queen Arch pub in Hammersmith. You're not News Corp.
The ads over there>>>
(top of the page obv.)
adblock plus?!
Yeah, but y'know...I'm lazy.
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