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i'd use? a moist brick if you asked me to Dawn! love that girl!
scrubskicksass 47 minutes ago
some really weird weight loss programme a few years back on TV, where she shed her skin or something like that, I can't really remember. It was in the tabloids too.
I tend to stay well away.
Adult babies, that's what they're trying to turn us in to, adult babies
I wet some bogroll and used it to wipe, thinking that I'd split my bumhole. Big mistake, all the TP started flaking off, and I was uncomfortable for the rest of the day. It scared me off ever using moist toilet paper.
by love, i mean "cringe at"
Porter has her own TV production company "Hot Patootie TV."
... it'll never catch on
i wash my bum with water
However what he thought was a wet wipe type thing turned out to be a toilet cleaning wipe, with bleach or some such on it :D
i am regularly needing a shower after a particularly messy divorce from my expulsion, so this helps somewhat.
need a shower afterwards....are you standing on your head?
I'd rather be sat next to him on a train than someone who didn't bother and now smells like old cabbage.
Not important things like institutionalised bullying or corruption within a company or public body.
But things like itchy willies and wet bum-cracks.
At one point in that video she says "Why are people embarrassed about talking about bottom-wiping?"
You know full well why they're embarrassed about it Dawn, and you are too. But you're willing to suppress that shame because it's literally the only way that you will ever get anywhere near television, as you have nothing else in your locker, apart from your quirky hairstyle.