House mate is sat in the living room with a full on flu.
I walk in and this conversation happens
cic: Oh I didn't realise you were ill?
her: I have a really bad flu *sniffs lots*
cic: well maybe you should rest in bed, otherwise you might pass it on to us too
her: nah i'd rather be here so you better no use the living room
cic: oh well i really don't want to get ill so you're going to have to go upstairs.
She's just stupid and doesn't understand what I'm getting at. I've told her to make sure she washes her hands too. She sneezed then picked up the remote. FUCKING WANKER!