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He's fast asleep and I want to have tea :(
And nibble his earlobe.
I'd like to be woken up like that.
There's been some terrible news. I need you to get up, come in the front room and watch it on the television with me cos I can't be alone. So please, wake up.”
NOT THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!
probably be more fun that way
when he wakes up confused just sigh and walk out.
then sit on his face* (* optional)
I've no respect for anyone who'd be asleep at this hour. Unless of course he works nights or has just had a massive, massive wank.
unless you're his mum or something. But a little shake, peck on the cheek (optional, again based on the 'unless you're his mum or something' criterion) and a 'let's go have some dinner' will probably do just as well.
does anyone else find the idea of waking up to a sexual act fairly unappealing?
I feel like an idiot when i wake up.
I would hardly be at my best.
Also, the idea of the other participant being able to remove my clothes without me waking, is an idea which terrifies me.
(also, just-woke-up sex is pretty incredible imo)
i will participate
What is this, the 20th century
WOULD ACTUALLY WORK IN THIS CASE
THREE HOURS TOO LATE THOUGH