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You get a couple hours assuming they don't get up and leave.
is actually a superb shout. I saw his show at the Fringe last year and it was remarkable; eloqeunt and engaging like no other.
I can only imagine how little time he'd have for me though which simultaneously makes me happy and sad.
I'd open with my real life Larry David moment which would put him at ease nicely.
just waiting for some argument to happen
Juan Mata if he's unavailable
did NOT call that one.
I haven't seen any of his films but the odd picture I've seen of him makes him look pretty unremarkable. File in cabinet market 'things I don't get'.
CURSE YOU VIVID IMAGINATION.
i don't understand. he keeps winning man-of-the-year awards. i'm at a loss.
she'll drink a lot of G&T's though, be warned
He's supposed to have a massive dick.
Then simply download wallpaper number 6
Also enjoy browsing his website it's awesome.
And if you think PJ Harvey makes beautiful and moving music about the horrors of war then this is going to make you shit yourself, it's Nick's incredible music video Eye For An Eye.
Nick Knowles saves NINTH man in 18 months from car wreck
I was manning a stall at the London Boat Show and he was doing an OB from earls court for the bbc. He was a bit sleazy and definitely dyes his hair.
make sure it's on him if he's drinking
that I'd love to go for a pint (maybe coffee actually!) with Alan Yentob, though he's not really a celebrity...
Probably go with Stephen Fry.
Or actually, I might have opted for tea thinking about it. A mate of mine used to be on a pub quiz team with him - apparently that was a pretty fearsome team.
Don't want to come across as a twat
Enjoy the Carling. But WHO meths?
not sure what <insert celeb here> would think.
i dunno? someone who was up for getting pissed i guess.
I don't want him corrupted.
Yes you do
It might not be enough time for him to realise that we're clearly supposed to be BFFs
after falling off a ladder at work
actually might change mine to this. he's fucking badass
he's a nob
I think he'd beat me up and I would NEVER let the bruises clear. I'd wear them like a badge
of the sean bean one letter change new name game
or bill murray.
Although to call him a celebrity may be pushing it slightly...
BUT I LOVE HIM AND HIS FACE
i hear he's a thoroughly lovely chap
that never happened to him
Richard Branson or some such. But I want to go with Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Adam Buxton, and all the funny people, please. I'll have a Strongbow, though. Thnaks.
But he can drink lemonade.
I think he's great, a brilliant comedian and I miss his podcasts massively but I think I'd find him really fucking irritating if I was hanging out with him.
He's a pretty deep thinker. Just on the ball .You know you'd get good conversation out of him, not just camp jokes.
I do think he's legitimately really self-obsessed though which could be grating. If all else failed we'd be able to chat about football though, there's always that.
He LOVES them apparently.
trying to have a conversation whilst you take a shit, but each to their own.
But I think he's an irritating tit.
bit wet likes, but he plays an important role in balancing out the other 'survivors' on TV: Grylls, Mears and Stroud.
Grylls is head of the scouts.. which makes him the leader of a peado ring.. mears would probably turn up in his khaki shorts.. dont know this stroud fella..
I reckon you could have a relaxed conversation with bruce.
yeah, but he'd insist that you carve a crocodile head into you bellend before getting a round in, and call it a rite of passage.
Les STroud is so fucking hardcore, he films himself surviving.
I dont think Bruce would, like on his shows he'd want to come to my local and drink what I drink the way I drink it etc.
C'mon, picture knocking back a few beers with him. I'd just sit there pulling a Sil expression wearing one of my Dad's old polo shirts
I'd hate to have a lunch with him, he's a knob
and i can't think of anyone that i like enough to commit my answer to.
probs enid coleslaw then
and kill the deer to eat.
or Thpm Yorke
She's two years younger than my mum. It's not good.
mine is Brian Cox, or Kirsty off Location x3. Fucking hell.
It honestly made sense when I was watching a QI repeat last night.
Not only would he provide heavy intellectual discourse about the food, the accompanying rituals of meal time and a historical backdrop to the food that we're eating...but he would also know the best places to eat.
See also: Will Self.
I'm going to choose Brian Blessed (look beyond the Muskox bellow and pantomime guffaw...he's actually a very captivating anecdotalist)
Sambuca shots at my house. Bundle into a taxi. Hit up 'Tiger Tiger'' and pull some hot chiquititas.
and we're away
hopefully we'd end up BFF's
sophie bush always seemsa bit shrewy
and then afterwards we'd go for a lamb lunch in the center of Windsor.
"Gotta say Roy, I don't think that's Connery's cup of tea. *I* think Sean would rather do something like wander the wildfowl park in Haverstock with a butterscotch."
I don't agree, I think he'd go to Legoland. Bye.
We could discuss the Tranmere Rovers team of the 90s and Scottish post punk.
Chris Martin, Ricky Gervais, Karl Pilkington, Jerry Seinfeld...or someone ridiculously famous like Obama/The Queen or Brad Pitt/Johnny Depp.
or john le carre
sometimes* when he's on tour Jens sends out an email asking if anyone wants to go party with him
*he's done this once
the coolest man alive.