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film award ceremonies
or wishes to be perceived as.
those semi reality show tv things
Colleague's kids and partners
Unless they're a hitman or a stuntman or something.
The Million Pound Drop
Being too hot on holiday
Also telling people what I do for a living. It's really dull.
Yeah so I drank, like, 10 pints and then I went to this party year and I TOTALLY embarrassed myself. If anyone saw me I'M SO SO SORRY FOR ANYTHING I DID. I then drank a bottle of rum. I don't even REMEMBER getting home but I know that when I got home I was only wearing one shoe and I threw up EVERYWHERE and passed out on the ironing board.
I spent the next day throwing up and feeling awful. Was meant to go to my Mum's 60th birthday meal but had to cancel. Oops.
Best weekend ever!!!
^ This. This can fuck off more than anything.
...who are almost 30 or even over 30. What on earth went wrong...
if i'm not in them and no one's naked, I don't give a shit.
herbal tea (fruit tea is borderline)
Scripted 'reality' shows
Don't see what the fuss is all about.
Battle of Hastings re-enactments
Scanned ultrasound images of a foetus in your womb
I'm worried I'm going to be shown one soon and I'll have to tell them that at this point their baby looks like every other foetus in the world. I can't lie to that guy. I think they just have one badly taken B&W picture of a jelly bean wrapped in a pillow and they give it to everyone and say "yeah yeah, that's your baby"
I'm going to have to say to him, congrats, it's an alien
cousin had a mermaid
That Four Weddings thing for example, it's completely shit.
Crappy action / superhero films
The "latest" phones
American drama series that people watch on Blu Ray box set and fucking bang on about constantly.
I'll talk about anything, to be fair.
other people talking about their boyfriend/girlfriend
take me out
but now i can see its place in society.
or any other form of social networking.
but that's even worse than Facebook (which I refuse to use). Facebook for business cunts...
Might just kill myself instead.
GET LINKED IN YOU CAN LINK INTO MY NETWORK
I have two people on there. One is PO and the other is a guy in work. Pfffft.
lower-maintenance. good for recruiters finding you. able to get references quickly.
awesome for getting freelance work too, and I barely look at it.
Every few days I get a reminder that my dad has invited me to join his network. Maybe that means I have already got an account, I just can't be arsed sorting it out
Good work everyone
Whether someone or something is on left, centre, right, and anywhere else on the political spectrum.
Literally couldn't give a flying fuck if I never had to go abroad ever again. Not interested.
there's a whole world of places and cultures and experiences out there that will enrich your experience as a human being in ways nothing else can match...and you ask why?
if you're not interested in seeing the world then you're pretty ignorant as far as i'm concerned.
...fair enough. But who are you to assume what will enrich my experience as a human being; being that you are probably thinking that enriching experiences are something which are unquestionably. Which is nonsense.
I have very much enjoyed my ventures abroad and have enjoyed the cultures and experiences on offer. However, if you told me I was never able to leave the country ever again it would not bother me a jot.
new experiences, new people, new cultures...what's not beneficial about exposing yourself to as many as possible?
i understand being content with the way that your life is, but you'll have time for that later. to say you have 'no interest at all' in experiencing parts of this planet seems pretty backwards.
...in retirement. But yeah, I don't think it's backwards myself but there you go. I didn't dispute the point about it being enriching. It is. But I'm just not that interested at this moment in time myself.
What a mental time theyre having at University
Their boyfriend / girlfriend
Their deep emotional issues
Pretty much covers it all.
As in the flying ones not females before you lot start getting all witty
People who constantly update their Social Networking Statuses about their kids
I literally have no interest in being better than someone else at something like sport or general knowledge or something. I don't have a competitive bone in my body. Kind of ruins it when I play sport because I just don't see the value in beating someone else for the sake of it - I just like the exercise...
Like The Wire and...ermmmm, the other ones.
In fact the programmes themselves. Boxset or otherwise.
Bet you fucking LOVE SATC though.
climbing a mountain, cage diving, jumping out of plane etc etc
and how you should stop eating.
I don't fucking care
not too bothered about going to china or asia or wherever. i might be one day, but until then i don't really want to hear about how it "broadened your mind" and "completely changed the way you view life". because you're no different to when you left.
Anything that Michael Parkinson says
and other social impositions
and i'm not bothered about having kids either
unless they're sexy
My own weight or anybody else's.
US TV (cartoons excepted).
Tuneless music (noise, drone etc).
Oh dear. I can't agree with you there.
Where have the indie poppers gone?
Cosplay, expos, talking Japanese, this emoticon: ^_^;;
but then the people who do love it NEVER SHUT UP about it.
you were on a good run there
shut the fuck up all of you
whatever it is. that's just the main one at the moment
AND I CAN'T TYPE FOR SHIT :D
Even computer coding. I could even have an interest in that if someone explained it well. OPEN YOURSELVES TO THE UNIVERSE
First person shooters
90% + of premiership football matches
and the various spellings of hummus.
video games released by major companies
politics from the three major parties
most other things
What a waste of money.
ESPECIALLY the "proper" strictly come dancing bullcrap. I just don't get it. "Urban" dancing can fuck off too.
Tedious. Beyond tedious. Deathly tedium.
misremembered nostalgia for a youth that no one experienced
I'm tribal, me! [nah]
boring pile of shite
who fucking cares if you can find the length of the side of a triangle and represent it using Greek symbols?
Maths is literally [and I am not even joking when I say this] the closest thing that humans have to a real deity.
I've just stopped now. Either I've said it to them in person or I don't really know them.
Has this been mentioned yet?
Talk about their latest betting 'escapades'. Oh, you lost £500 betting on a horse did you? That's because you're a prick. Kindly head outside and play with traffic. [I worked in a pub for over three years where locals would incessantly feel the need to inform me of the latest betting odds on a horse that would have a name like Orange Tart or pussy-flap flannel ... or something along those lines.]
How many women you 'bonned' in magaluf. You shagged a woman, or women, in a complete dump? Whoopty-fucking-do. You have no standards. Kindly choke on a can of carling.
poshest shagging ever
who gives a fuck?
That. Also Scuba diving, photography, car insurance and what you did in Thailand. Fuck you and your full moon party.
SO SO SO SO MUCH.
Doing girls in the arse
Latin American culture
Organised ball games
China as a travel destination
Pixar-style animated movies
Manga & anime
Vibey restaurants that don't take bookings
Chuck Norris jokes
Torture movies (Saw, Hostel etc)
Whatever Ricky Gervais is doing these days
I can do that too:
by which i mean, i find the history and the principles interesting, but i'm not interested in what people who claim to have them have to say about THE ISSUES. because they're generally very boring people without a sense of fun. or very dysfunctional, anti-social personalities using half-remembered wikipedia articles/uni lectures and illiberal psychobabble to justify extremist viewpoints (the thread about the goat being clobbered by the troops is a pretty good example of the moral vacuum hard/extreme lefties function in). they spend their time posting some awful, awful shit online because that's what the angry and amoral do nowadays.
what someone does for a living
music without a tune or melody
what separates literary novels from genre (because it's all literature and it's all genre).
other peoples kids
what someone earns
"the thread about the goat being clobbered by the troops is a pretty good example of the moral vacuum hard/extreme lefties function in"-unnn?
there were lots of dumb bits in that thread, but i'm not sure which side the 'extreme lefties' were supposed to be on
and james fucking bond
I lost interest when I became a teenager
except i managed to never see star wars as a teenager, and now everyone i ever meet is like 'YOU HAVEN'T SEEN STAR WARS?? OMFG WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO WATCH STAR WARS!!!'
so i watched one of them. it was shit.
Tongue in cheek n'all that
for not following through with your trolling, poor show.