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and then the act of washing your hands makes you need the toilet. it's bullshit and it shouldn't be allowed.
I hate going to the toilet just to wash my hands. I always feel like someone's going to tell me off for being in there and not excreting.
Sometimes I still flush the toilet.
but then making this thread made me need to pee. so now whenever i feel a handwash coming on i can bump this and then i will need to pee so i won't have to do the "wash hands, pee, wash hands again" routine.
Clean hands without the need for water.
cos you figure you can probs squeeze a shit out while you are there. But then you get so into doing the shit you forget to piss entirely and only remember you wanted a piss after you have pulled your underwear and trousers back up.
so then you have your piss and have to wash your hands AGAIN
The wise man goes to the toilet not when he must, but when he can.
I mean that door handle is basically covered in a microscopic film of piss & shit residue
agree on the handle point tho. that's what elbows are for. unless its a pull door.