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It should be called Giraffe bread.
but it's good.
JFC some people
I'm going to start writing cute letters to supermarkets, under the guise of a young child, to get free gift cards.
it's just not right
and living off the giftcards
It's nice when people don't hate their jobs
mustnt have liked it that much tbf.
yeah, that's what's happened.
Maybe it was the idea of 3 year old spontaneously and independently typing a letter, or the 27 year old man writing a reply in motherese, or sainsburys releasing a statement about the story or maybe it was the dangerous, pervasive cynicism coursing through me
I really need to work on my cynicism/naivety ratio. I'm wondering now why there's mistakes in the letter. Assuming a three and a half year old can't start up Microsoft Word and send an email. The parent would've gone through the mistakes with her. Ah ah Lily you need to delete that little slash you've put after the letter C there don't you. That's it. Clever girl. IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S ENTIRELY THE WORK OF THE PARENT AND THE MISTAKES WERE A DELIBERATE ATTEMPT AT FEIGNING AUTHENTICITY!
in the style of CG vs ATP, WZA/ Sophicherryx vs shrooms, brightonb vs piracy/kindles, Bamnans 1-11 vs reason. Spouting off about how it's the cheapest, shittiest white bread with a crappy wash on it. Now I'm going to have to look out for tiger and giraffe bread! I don't know if I have the energy.
Not such a leap. I guess this three year old wasn't the brightest.
Could cause legal difficulties with Dan Lepard though (baker of choice for the liberal paper reading class). I made his lemon tart over the xmas holidays. Delicious it was.
so long as it's not ocelot. Stupid name for an animal, or for anything that matter. What is ossing and what happens when you do it a lot?
Looking at some of the other Bakers that Dan Lepard is up against, I'm not surprised the liberal paper reading class has picked him. Alan, Richard and Howard, for instance, are all Republicans.
Still would've thought that Tom would give this other a guy a run for his money.
they make lovely baps during BBQ season
the stupid meme was only a bit cute the FIRST time everyone posted it (and then, errrrrr, forgot they'd posted it only to dribble like twats all over it again months later)
and then sainsburys acts all fucking twatty and changes the name like they're some sort of twee family bakery when actually they're corporate twats and oh god is that really all it takes for people to forget how shit actually works
i'm not buying any fucking tiger bread, fuck off