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a bestiality-centric choose your own adventure thread.
There's a great thread in that if you post it on a Friday
jeez nothing I think is orignal.
Thanks in advance
The shame is overwhelming
i HATE noobs *spits*
What colour are your walls?
whilst thinking of another DiSer?
and the best way to do that is to talk about me. Use this thread to talk (positively) about me.
tell me about your mother...
My lapstop sceeen as frpxen a nd i cant see whayta inmatypnh HLEP!
Which is the optimum time and toaster setting for perfect toast?
What does this switch do?
I've just shat myself in a meeting what should i do?
My social inadequacies prevent me from boning hot birds. Does anyone know where i can get rohipnol?
If anyone wants to use any of these, make sure you give due credit.
Do animals have their own language?
iS thIS Right?
I had a colonoscopy earlier today and quite liked it. Do any of you have a particular medical practice that gives you a hard on/wide on? How did you hide it?
Dnt want 2 talk abt it tho :(
wnt me2 call ya bbz? chin up :) xox
Just ate a DiSer (cool forum game where people guess which DiSer literally just got murdered and eaten)
stood on a path today
swords: a ^this thread (discussion about favourite swords, including long discussion about classification of the zweihänder (is it a pole-arm or is it a sword?))
and the inevitable sub-thread about halberds.
Don't even give a fuck. Might start that thread now.
*Leaves hypothetical thread, doesn't come back*
99.999999% sure this has been a real thread.
I had no idea that these formulative male experiences were so meticulously soundtracked.
then ask yourself the question;
"will there be a thread about music and wanking on this forum?"
the inevitable crushing reality of where you are posting shall usher in a new era of productivity and excellence in your chosen career or area of study.
it took me three attempts to type study. I am in no fit state to be on the computer.
especially if there were a few wall-of-text posts in there
Then PocketMouse would post something and an avalanche of bemusement and anger would follow.
i love the higgs boson! [started by someone with little to no interest in science] [includes indepth discussion on the likelihood of it existing between two people who have read an article in the Guardian and New Scientist respectively]
after I read a Guardian article. I said I didn't know what it was, and someone (possibly a New Scientist Reader) explained. Then it died. But I can't find it.
(i'm just bitter, it's ok)
if all bad countries were good and all good countries were bad?
if you could kill one person?
I'm watching it for the first time and need you to validate my viewing experience
if you could fuck one person?
not jokes about templates, but trying to define the basic templates of different jokes. I've been thinking about it for about a year now.
<thing> <juxtapose> <other thing>
<thing> does <activity> with <other thing>
result <unrelated outcome>
A Jamaican starts work at a restaurant. Something, something, something. Then he says, 'ow about t'em plates, t'en?
ow bout dem plates den, mon.
they'd have to be irish. probably from the north.
if you're going to be ironically, yet offhandedly racist, at least get it right.
and he had a slight speech impediment, the combination of which left him pronouncing his Ds as Ts.
*Now* who's being ironically, yet offhandedly racist, hm?
shpeech impedimentsh arnt shomefing to be larft at.
a personal favourite? not for me.
just a title.. its a work in progress
What about the real poo? Eh? EH?!
(Apologies to Milton Jones)
*Who would you be if you could be one person*
and we could have avoided today's fiasco ;_;
(sure I remember that one)
does it count?