The two sides of Manchester contest a GOOLD OLD FASHIONED CUP TIE, though no way United should've been in any trouble. Their fans cry fix because they have to play Liverpool. Gosh, it must be so tough winning everything despite the whole world and footballing machinces being against you.
Stewart Dowing is helping the police with their enquiries, which I make his first assist all season! HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
QPR sack Warnock. I'm too depressed to even start talking about that
Di Canio want erection - statue erection after beating Wigan