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Hit my head on a ceiling fan this morning
Or rather a ceiling fan hit me in the head. Hard, it was up full.
9 hours later the fucker's still bleeding.
Or rather a ceiling fan hit me in the head. Hard, it was up full.
9 hours later the fucker's still bleeding.
If only Christmas were a winter festival for you
this probably wouldn't have happened, huh.
The thought actually went through my head.
But it was an a head addled by concussion, because I could no doubt have done the same in a half-asleep state in July.
get to the hospital
sounds like it was a really big knock
You sound like my wife
I can think of no greater waste of a sickie then to spend a frustrating day waiting in casualty with a bunch of drunks/junkies/sick people.
Thanks for the concern, of course. But not nauseous, sleepy, or any more dazed and confused than usual. Just a wound that won't stop bleeding (only a trickle though) and a bit of a headache.
hmm
Id still go if i were you. esp after a big knock to the head.
In saying this, i avoid the hospital like the plague, ive had a stone in my ear for two weeks. Plus various other things i should be going about. So, i can see why you wont.
Don't blame the fan
the fan is always there, you hit your head on it because you're a bit simple... swallow your pride and get it checked before the rest of your brain leaks out or something.
I blame the fucking cat
Who annoyed Mrs M because he's a fat greedy bastard and he knows if he scratches fuck out of her she'll make me feed him, who then woke me up (sleeping with a child in a bunk bed), and in my half asleep state I completely forgot about the fan (which is unfortunately right near the ladder).
The worst of it all is now I'm going to have to move a fucking bunk bed, because Mrs M will fear it happening to the child now (even though he's four feet shorter than me), and that is going to involve moving a big arse wall unit, that's screwed to the wall. God, just the thought of all the spack filling, and redrilling holes and shit is making me tired.
The shit has hit the fan.
I really should have seen that coming
Maybe I do need to see a doctor.
Fan smashed my head