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friend's birthday on saturday
we're going out for it. he just texted me asking me if i wanted a prostitute. genuinely.
1) i don't really like women
2) he doesn't need to be told this
3) i think prostitution is awful and those who use whores are so wrong
4)social pressure on me
not sure how to say 'no, thank you' nicely in this one.
cue the mass inevitable trolling ;-)
Going to bet that:
a) he was joking, or
b) this didn't happen.
it did happen, he was probably kidding
but it did worry me a bit
b.
just make him sort his fucking life out
:')
I bet you had really problems keeping your hand off the stove as a child.
keeping your hand off the stove
jeffing hell
quotation marks still not fixed!
You think prostitution is awful, but you'll still call people who have to sell their bodies whores?
Nice.
well obviously I was simplifying quite a bit.
probably shouldn't have used that term, sorry.
feminist slut
No need to get personal, she was just making an observation
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http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4963/drevilissorry.jpg
by definition, he's right isn't he?
How about texting back
"Nah, you're alright mate. I had one last week."?
*had a wank last week
ha, might do
1) i don't really like women
Me neither! THE COWS
Just say: 'Why, is your mum available?'
Making a joke out of everything is always the solution.
yeah I think that'll be the best option
tbf I was worrying unduly, but I might just try and banter my way out of it; if he wasn't a bit of a LAD I wouldn't be concerned.
Aren't you young and at uni?
Surely you can just get it for free there?
yeah, the point is I don't want one
and I feel a bit pressurised into saying yes.
but why does he want one?
How old is he? I thought it was only old people use those kind of services, not people at uni where everyone gets laid.
he will be 20, and he isn't a student.
also you can tell you didn't go to uni... well, maybe it's just my group of friends, but getting laid is a pipe dream!
I dunno why he wants one, last year he was out with another mate and one approached him. He found it funny and I think regretted not saying yes as he had just gone through a nasty breakup. Maybe that's why.
Just a very confusing situation all round
pipe dream
maybe just stick your willy in the hoover then
You feel a bit pressured into saying yes?
How do you feel pressured? Just say no.
Just get tugged off
cheaper and won't compromise your morals whilst still making you look like a cool whore frequenting dude.
putting 'cool' and 'dude'
either side of 'whore frequenting' doesn't make him 'cooler' or more of a 'dude'
Nice one!
Call his bluff, say yes
BANTSTEAD AIRPORT
:-D to that
Everyone onboard the Bantoplane heading towards the Bantosphere.
In reality the only answer is for the op tell his mate to have a palm shifty and keep his dignity.
just going out for a sausage and bean bake, brb
So you decided on going with the prostitute?
I see.
what do you mean you 'don't like women'?
I think he likes men
^The dark shadow of section 28
that's witty, I quite like that
My friend slept with a hooker
he said it was very overrated,
My friend slept with a prostitute once
When I told me I said hooker?
He said, nah called her from a card
*nah, she's a fly half