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friend's birthday on saturday

hal_krishna [Edit] [Delete] 40 replies 11:49, 3 January '12

we're going out for it. he just texted me asking me if i wanted a prostitute. genuinely.

1) i don't really like women
2) he doesn't need to be told this
3) i think prostitution is awful and those who use whores are so wrong
4)social pressure on me

not sure how to say 'no, thank you' nicely in this one.

cue the mass inevitable trolling ;-)

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Going to bet that:

a) he was joking, or
b) this didn't happen.

marckee | 3 Jan '12, 11:51 | X
- it did happen, he was probably kidding
  
  but it did worry me a bit
  
  hal_krishna @marckee | 3 Jan '12, 11:52 | X
- b.
  
  meowington @marckee | 3 Jan '12, 12:04 | X
just make him sort his fucking life out

politelydeclined | 3 Jan '12, 11:52 | X
:')

I bet you had really problems keeping your hand off the stove as a child.

DanielKelly | 3 Jan '12, 11:54 | X
- keeping your hand off the stove
  
  hal_krishna @DanielKelly | 3 Jan '12, 11:56 | X
  - jeffing hell
    
    quotation marks still not fixed!
    
    hal_krishna @hal_krishna | 3 Jan '12, 12:00 | X
You think prostitution is awful, but you'll still call people who have to sell their bodies whores?

Nice.

DaisyFlower | 3 Jan '12, 11:55 | X

sophiacherryx this'd this
- well obviously I was simplifying quite a bit.
  
  probably shouldn't have used that term, sorry.
  
  hal_krishna @DaisyFlower | 3 Jan '12, 11:55 | X
- feminist slut
  
  politelydeclined @DaisyFlower | 3 Jan '12, 11:56 | X
  - No need to get personal, she was just making an observation
    
    Kitchmo @politelydeclined | 3 Jan '12, 12:01 | X
    - .
      
      http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4963/drevilissorry.jpg
      
      politelydeclined @Kitchmo | 3 Jan '12, 12:07 | X
- by definition, he's right isn't he?
  
  the_dazzled @DaisyFlower | 3 Jan '12, 13:48 | X
How about texting back

"Nah, you're alright mate. I had one last week."?

theguywithnousername | 3 Jan '12, 11:59 | X
- *had a wank last week
  
  icouldwinarabbit @theguywithnousername | 3 Jan '12, 12:00 | X
- ha, might do
  
  hal_krishna @theguywithnousername | 3 Jan '12, 12:01 | X
1) i don't really like women

Me neither! THE COWS

Songs_about_ducking | 3 Jan '12, 12:00 | X
Just say: 'Why, is your mum available?'

Making a joke out of everything is always the solution.

hip_young_gunslinger | 3 Jan '12, 12:01 | X
- yeah I think that'll be the best option
  
  tbf I was worrying unduly, but I might just try and banter my way out of it; if he wasn't a bit of a LAD I wouldn't be concerned.
  
  hal_krishna @hip_young_gunslinger | 3 Jan '12, 12:02 | X
Aren't you young and at uni?

Surely you can just get it for free there?

meowington | 3 Jan '12, 12:05 | X
- yeah, the point is I don't want one
  
  and I feel a bit pressurised into saying yes.
  
  hal_krishna @meowington | 3 Jan '12, 12:06 | X
  - but why does he want one?
    
    How old is he? I thought it was only old people use those kind of services, not people at uni where everyone gets laid.
    
    meowington @hal_krishna | 3 Jan '12, 12:07 | X
    - he will be 20, and he isn't a student.
      
      also you can tell you didn't go to uni... well, maybe it's just my group of friends, but getting laid is a pipe dream!
      
      I dunno why he wants one, last year he was out with another mate and one approached him. He found it funny and I think regretted not saying yes as he had just gone through a nasty breakup. Maybe that's why.
      
      Just a very confusing situation all round
      
      hal_krishna @meowington | 3 Jan '12, 12:10 | X
      - pipe dream
        
        maybe just stick your willy in the hoover then
        
        meowington @hal_krishna | 3 Jan '12, 12:14 | X
        
        andyvine and hal_krishna this'd this
  - You feel a bit pressured into saying yes?
    
    How do you feel pressured? Just say no.
    
    msmonipenni @hal_krishna | 3 Jan '12, 12:16 | X
    
    Raanraals and TheWza this'd this
Just get tugged off

cheaper and won't compromise your morals whilst still making you look like a cool whore frequenting dude.

Balonz | 3 Jan '12, 12:06 | X
- putting 'cool' and 'dude'
  
  either side of 'whore frequenting' doesn't make him 'cooler' or more of a 'dude'
  
  politelydeclined @Balonz | 3 Jan '12, 12:09 | X
  - Nice one!
    
    Balonz @politelydeclined | 3 Jan '12, 12:10 | X
Call his bluff, say yes

BANTSTEAD AIRPORT

andyvine | 3 Jan '12, 12:13 | X
- :-D to that
  
  hal_krishna @andyvine | 3 Jan '12, 12:13 | X
- Everyone onboard the Bantoplane heading towards the Bantosphere.
  
  In reality the only answer is for the op tell his mate to have a palm shifty and keep his dignity.
  
  wilykit @andyvine | 3 Jan '12, 13:54 | X
just going out for a sausage and bean bake, brb

hal_krishna | 3 Jan '12, 12:14 | X
- So you decided on going with the prostitute?
  
  I see.
  
  shinymcshine @hal_krishna | 3 Jan '12, 12:25 | X
  
  shrinebabe this'd this
what do you mean you 'don't like women'?

sophiacherryx | 3 Jan '12, 12:31 | X
- I think he likes men
  
  meowington @sophiacherryx | 3 Jan '12, 12:32 | X
  
  hal_krishna this'd this
- ^The dark shadow of section 28
  
  Kitchmo @sophiacherryx | 3 Jan '12, 12:33 | X
  - that's witty, I quite like that
    
    hal_krishna @Kitchmo | 3 Jan '12, 12:33 | X
My friend slept with a hooker

he said it was very overrated,

fullerov | 3 Jan '12, 12:35 | X
- My friend slept with a prostitute once
  
  When I told me I said hooker?
  
  He said, nah called her from a card
  
  LordLuciusBanter @fullerov | 3 Jan '12, 13:04 | X
  - *nah, she's a fly half
    
    the_dazzled @LordLuciusBanter | 3 Jan '12, 13:50 | X

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