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i wish it hit me
got told by a mate today who saw me falling over on the pavement and then i fell and my head was on the road and a tractor had to swerve out the way of my head. wish it hit me would've been decapitated. best death. wish it hit me you cunt
you could've survived, but just have been one of those fellas with a squashed head like you see on telly. And nobody REALLY likes them
is the greatest ever song