Is it OK to wank on Christmas Day? (wank spin-off thread.)
i find the idea disgusting, it's not a sexual day. but my mate reckons you can't open your presents on a full sack. thoughts?
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what else do you get her presents for?
etc
That's birthdays.
Nah, it's anal on birthdays.
its jesuss birthday..
well the weather isnt going to provide us with a white christmas..
so....
(weaaaaayyy)
Well it was Jesus' first coming!!!!!!!
I'll be waking up on christmas day with my girlfriend for the first time.
I'll be angling for a Christmas Blumpy.
Is that shitting on each other?
Nah
It's a blowie whilst you're taking a dump. It's pretty much what Christmas was invented for.
Before or after dinner?
Good question!
Probably before dinner. I think I'd be too excited to eat otherwise.
I wonder what I would have to offer my wife to do that...
there probably isn't enough stuff on Earth.
Offer her?
Is not the pungent smell of turd whilst she's fellating you enough of a reward?
That's the attitude...
withhold any presents until blumpy is received.
We'll find out on Sunday
I'll live blog it to replace Pocketmouse's stocking thread.
^ This would be less distrubing than a pocketmouse stocking thread.
It's quite nice, but could do with a wash.
It's not been that cold this year, so it's likely it's not had many hands in it.
Oh, she very, very does.
enjoy
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4152492
JFC
Where's theWZA?
They realky need to be seen to be believed. We had the heartbreaking news there wouldn't be one this year.
O - oh hai
<|¬
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Funky hip sway, man
You've been replaced by darcy, I'm afraid.
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I read that as
I'll be wanking up on christmas day with my girlfriend for the first time
Trust you.
None take big man.
She really is very lovely.
*taken
wanksmash
xmas is all about spending time with your loved ones
This thread is making me sad.
Yeah, who needs a loving relationship when there's all that sodomy porn out there.
it's not a sexual day?
u r doing it rong son, u r doing it rong.
Every day is a sexual day. All of them. Without exception.
*Sexception
sexcuse me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPQ7CbcWrd0
awesome posting.
only if you think of jesus
who?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwCYJj4THQ
i like to put on vince guaraldi's charlie brown soundtrack on vinyl
sit down legs folded by the dim starlight of the tree, and slowly rub one out with my eyes closed.
blumpy
is the best thing to come out of this thread. And dare I say it, the only good thing.
It is Never wrong To Wank
beware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA
Can you have a spinoff of a parody thread?
is that allowed?
if you accidentally invert the universe two days before christmas
your mother will not be pleased
CHRISTMAS WANK?
OF COURSE!!!
Go on, then- think I can spare a few minutes.
i'd forgotten about the christmas blumpy!
You dont want to stain that brand new sweater
well it's ok to have sex so of course it is
well, santa certainly had an empty sack by the time he left my place