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brazil nut > hazel > wal >>>>almonds
but it slots in between hazel and wal
There is only one christmas nut and its the chestnut.
Then leave most of them sitting around in a bowl for weeks until they get thrown away.
Squirrels love that shit. I also leave my hair out for the birds.
so I leave it out for the birds and they fly away with it and use it for their nest. DUR BRAIN.
Still a bit mental, mind.
Still, better outside than stuck to the sofa.
SOMEONE KILL ME
im not really fussed. brazils and hazelnuts are better clearly. but what i would really like are some cashews please.
which is a shame because I like them all.
Makes me feel like a man
Eesh. This is awkward.
but it's actually
wal = hazel > brazil
I don't think almonds are a christmas nut.
but i can never crack the feckers open
almonds > hazelnuts > walnuts > brazils. Brazils would be higher but they're too fiddly to get out of the shells.
brazil nuts are well dull.
And the ultimate christmas nut.
See, chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Not, brazil nut cracking near the fire place.
try telling me they're not xmas nuts while i'm pouring an entire jar down my throat on xmas afternoon.
so he can leave the bags out for the voles to turn into sleeping bags.
Water voles are dying out :(
and here endeth the lesson.