Heston Blumenthals style of cooking - WOAH! HE USES SCIENCE! OH MY GOD HE'S SO CLEVER! SAVOURY THINGS IN PUDDINGS! THE MANS A GENIUS! no.
fruity alcoholic drinks served on tap on pubs - remember how much you laughed at people for drinking alcopops? you bell ends.
a quiz of sorts - yeah, you heard me.
new trendy pizza restaurants - its fucking pizza guys. tomato sauce on bread. you're really going to queue in brixton indoor market for this? really? idiots.