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1. Off Tower Bridge.
2. Overlooking Todmorden from Stoodley Pike.
3. From the front of a moving punt.
Bit dangerous, no? Surely you risk punting into your wee that way, particularly with a strong headwind.
I think the wall of the customs office at the Panama/Costa Rica border is probably the site of my most interesting wee. Honourable mentions to the wall of the courthouse opposite that club that used to be the Works in Kingston and the side of a church in Richmond.
The weather was very calm at the time though, otherwise I would have struggled. I had drunk a lot though, which gave me a strong forwards flow.
Sure, Dawkins talks the talk, but does he walk the walk? - Jez, Peep Show.
I'd been on a bus for two hours (can't remember why but I had to get the N10 from King's Cross to Richmond as it was literally the only way for me to get home) and I'd had a lot to drink, so as soon as I got off I ran to the first secluded spot I found and let rip. I think I might have drunkenly apologised to the church (the building itself, not the Church in general) when I was finished.
Did they notice?
so I don't think she noticed
somewhere between uxbridge and wembley.
Even though I pissed next to one of the doors it trickled in a line to the back of the carriage somehow.
Was there anyone around to share your moment of shame?
in fact, two other lads started pissing as well.
In hindsight maybe the ban on booze on public transport was a good thing.
One of my friends peed on the top of a double decker bus around 4am. He couldn't hold it. It flowed down the bus towards the stairs like a pathetic river. One of the most hilarious/mortifying moments of my life.
i kept that quiet
while my friend stole most of the food from their freezer.
2. The British Museum.
to punch you really hard in the face
It's on the 49th floor and the urinals are placed in front of floor to ceiling windows, giving a splendid view of Kowloon. Double bad luck if you suffer from both paruresis and vertigo.
i dont have the balls.
in front of a lot of people. Not been back to Wimbeldon since.
forgot about this.
Also when working as volunteer typologist a really REALLY run down toilet in Wollaton hall that had shedloads of victorian stuffed animals in (used for the new Wayne manor oooh) that I found out wasnt working and my piss was running down the walls of a historic building. Didnt own up to it, obvs
Children of deleted posts get deleted as a matter of course...
Old Blue Last, 8pm, £4 on the door.
The interesting part is that I was weeing all over my TV.
I thought I was coming, but I was wrong.
I'm in a grim mood.
(he was alive at the time)
Hasnt pissed in it
It is *very* unusual for me to send two round robin messages in such quick succession but, having received a pretty disgusting report from the Clerk of Works this morning, I have no option but to do so. This message is primarily directed at residents of Spalding but, on the basis that Spalding residents are going to be fairly representative of the whole College, everyone should read on.
Following a complaint from a student that waste water was coming back up into her bedroom sink, plumbers were called out to investigate. They discovered to their disgust that there was a considerable amount of urine trapped in the waste water pipes and, as a result, drainage contractors have had to be called in to clean and flush the whole system - a very costly exercise.
Using your sink as a toilet does two things:
1. Causes the system to clog-up because the urine quickly forms a scale within the pipe work which results in blockages, leading to waste water 'backing-up' into hand basins.
2. As a result of one, turns your sink and those of your neighbours into a health hazard as, with human waste stuck in the system, your sinks in effect become toilet overflows. Not a nice thought at all.
I don't quite know what to say, other than the practice of urinating in the sink MUST stop. It is no doubt born of laziness (the toilet is too far away...) but it puts both the health of everyone in the hostel, and the fabric of the building at risk.
Should any one need any assistance to help them tell the difference between a hand basin and a toilet bowl, please let me know. I'd be happy to explain the difference and arrange for you to be trained in the appropriate use of both, should that essential piece of education have passed you by about sixteen or seventeen years ago.
I think in circumstances like that its excusable.
I would have thought that Kings College Cambdridge would realise that. Thus it constitutes no more a health hazard than anything else you would usually put down a sink. Probably leftover tea with milk is more harmful.
it doesn't stay sterile for very long
no less time than, say, milk in a glass.
by letting a stranger piss in your mouth?
Wee in water = bad people. Don't let em fool you.
One was for pissing in the sink all the time.
The other was betting the women's officer £8.62 by the end of the week he'd be shagging her up the arse. She was unimpressed and used her clout to have him thrown out. The official letter was quite something as it featured his words quoted verbatim
Took more than one piss obvs. By the time it was full, weird solid lumps had formed in the liquid and it fucking stank like an unholy bottle of pissy eggs. This was in my student days, couldn't be bothered with the communal bogs.
I pissed next to Aiden from Arab Strap once, got a glimpse of his nob in my peripheral vision.
Or Aidan's knob?
On top of the castle while looking at the whole of Tonbridge. I felt like God.
2. On Clacton Beach
literally the most unbeleivable nice toilet i've ever been in. there's a guy with a top hat in there to assist you. what with, you tell me.
also, the public toilets next to the river by the houses of parliament play classical music.
i used to rate Hotel and Restaurant toilets when i was a kid. (for fun) Give them a good 1 - 10 scoring.
Music always bumped them up at least 2 points.
and Merry Christmas to you too
On Westminster Abbey
Numerous tube platforms
On the science museum
on the houses of parliament
(and shamefully in a graveyard once or twice)
thankfully all these were under the influence but anyone is free to copy my unique tourist trail of london
inside a fountain of trafalgar square - got kettled for an hour during those pesky riots so had no option
though a female friend of mine was in the throws of passion with a guy she picked up in a bar and she peed on him and then pretended she just got really excited.
anyone with a bit of experience would just feel, then smell and go
"that's not squirt!" then chuck her out for being a pissy minger.
when I was a little boi because we used to park on their car park on match days.
I peed on the floor in the Pyramid Stage crowd because I didn't want to leave my spot. I think it was for the verve actually and it wasn't worth the trouble.
Kiss my liquid, nature.
Over a soldier in full camouflage gear.
The soldier in question took it quite well.
It felt like i was taking a slash on Tatooine.
have you ever been do desperate to pee that you know that you're either going to piss yourself or piss in front of people - those are now your only two options. well that happened when i was around 13 (not sure exactly) walking home from school and it was now-or-never, so i began pissing in this statue/fountain thing and when i was done i was getting all kinds of abuse from people in their cars sat at the traffic lights. i ran away, but the next day walking back i took a look at the fountain and it had plaques and stuff all over it for fallen war heroes, and the statue was a soldier.
I just want to help this thread along to 100 though
Both your continence and your bumping.
If I remember it didn't overflow. Lots of other places. I reckon have potential to win this thread, but not sure whether I want the dignity loss that comes with it.
We're all friends here.
I WEE EVERYWHERE.
I used to wee literally on my doorstep if I couldn't get my keys out at the time. That was a very drunk year. I wee'd in an alley in Berlin but then realised was on a drain and was going down on to someones kitchen window. On someones tent opening because it was dark. On myself a bit because the angling was all wrong
On someone else a bit, because the angling was all wrong. My bed.
The top of some tourist castle, and it was trickling down the stairs while people were walking up them, and they could clearly see it was piss. It was about 3pm. On the landing of my house because I was on crutches and didn't make it to the toilet on time (age 11) I started young.
I'll make my swift exit now.
I have to get my keys out before I get to my house. Also, angling- don't beat yourself up. it's tricky.
and leaving the house.
Whilst singing Marching On Together
It was the end of the match and it was taking ages to get out. 1 and 3/4 pints.
Onto the tracks at Hamstead railway station (nobody about, after the last train. Pissed)
Off a canal bridge onto a frozen canal.
Against the already eroding cliffs near Cromer. Several times.
it was around the McLaren era and I was drunk and mad with the FA
through my best pink dungarees on the day they opened the New Bridge in Derry. Because it was linking the two sides of the city, there was a big deal made.. it ran over the bridge all day taking people over and back.
I pissed my pants infront of thousands.
(i was only about 5)
For the majority of your post I thought you were on about the NEW New Bridge, and I was like, “what.”
no no, i havent pissed myself for at least 10 years. its all good.
When I dropped it loads went on my mate's foot. Not got any interesting ones though, sorry.
I remember them being slightly avant-garde though :(
They were in the corner of my lounge.
P.s. Apparently, in my drunken state, I thought I was in the woods.
Was hitchhiking from Pusan to Seoul, roadside, hot day, needed a piss. The cornfield was about a metre below road level, with a little grassy dune above it. I stood on the dune, checked right & left, no cars coming, started pissing down into the field.
I then noticed a huge frog sitting a few inches away from my piss stream. Wrestled with temptation for a second - will I? won't I? - and then started pissing on the frog. I expected it to hop away, but it just closed its eyes and sat there impassively. Its mute, uncomplaining demeanour made me feel guilty, so I directed my piss stream away again.
The frog then looked around and hopped back over to where I was pissing. Closed its eyes again & sat under the warm briny shower, all like Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Armitage Shanks btw.
- as I believe I have boasted on these forums before -
... in the lap of an Acting Prime Minister
while completely E'd off my napper, at a Gay Mardi Gras party
onto one of those leather guys who get off on lying in the trough in public urinals. Can hardly believe this one myself. It was more by circumstance than design, I certainly didn't go in there with the intention of doing anything more risque than having a normal piss. But it was crowded, there wasn't anywhere else to go (the cubicles were full of men in twos & threes doing whatever) and there he was, reclining Roman banquet style & gesturing invitingly. Plus, as I say, I was off my tits and just feeling like, you know, everything was totally cool.
So I stood there pissing, a little shy, just sort of splashing the end of his hand & his knee a bit, before reality kicked in and I suddenly went O MY FUCKING GOD WHAT AM I DOING and finished my piss in the trough next to him, normal like.
I dined out on that story for while before realising that it tended to make people uncomfortable. Even my g/f (who I was at the party with) didn't want to know about it. So now I reserve it exclusively for you, the anonymous souls who live in my computer.
doesn't mean I'm GAY. Pissing on his face would definitely have been gay.
Plenty of guys were doing it though - he was opening his mouth & drinking it all down, while playing with himself. One of those fetishes I'll just never understand.
through a gap between two billboards, and a man on the other side grabbed my willy. horrifying.
This has resulted in me peeing on my friend's cat and all over another friend's clothes that were in her wardrobe.
I peed into someone's wellies in the crowd at T in the Park as well... popular.
this is making me giggle so much