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There was a much better story in Buckinghamshire (I think) where an admin error meant these cards were sent out to the victims of burglaries instead.
'Serial burglars are set to receive seasonal cards from Surrey Police with pictures of Father Christmas and the slogan: "He knows where you live. So do we'
'Thinking of you during the festive season and throughout 2012. From all your friends at SOJP'
Pretty nice of them I think
and quite enjoy the bants. Fuckin' Banta Clause of the police in this case...good stuff.
if they think im sending one back
Not really a fan of it, tbh. You do the crime, you do the time. And that should be the end of it as far as the police are concerned (release conditions permitting), until such time as you're implicated in a new crime.
thanking me for not robbing anyone's house ever? ay?! ay!?
This is exactly like when the worst performers in school got a day off to go on that paintballing trip when I was 15.