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Predict what I'm going to get in secret santa.
they'll pretend it's just a clerical mix-up and suggest you take Maggies present as she isn't in today but it was intentional and they really don't like you. Gutwid.
I bet it's something really funny.
candy boobies - nice
JELLY CLITORIS? no no no no no
they don't know me at all. I QUIT
They've got your number, chief.
Sorry warny :(
Its okay warny. You can use it to clean between the keys on your keyboard.
Laughed in front of boss. Thnaks.
just asked me what happens with secret santa coz he's never done one.
IT'S THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVE HEARD.
I might go and have a little cry in the toilets on his behalf.
pulled it out in the toilets wandering what it was. liiiiiiiiiitle bit embarrassing.
does everyone hang out in your toilets (so to speak)?
*audience goes wild*
Oooooh it's a good paper