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so called 'dream jobs' you wouldn’t like to do.
1. actor.
sure, you get paid a fuck load of money, but imagine the bit of the job where you sit in a chair in a hotel room and have to explain the shit film you're promoting over and OVER again. and then you have to deal with the berks from E4 or soccer saturday asking you so called comedy questions. and i'm sure once you've seen one red carpet you've seen em all. and you'd have to hang around with thesps all the time. needy bell ends. no thanks. also, i imaine making a film if you're not the director is incredibly boring.
2. football player
i love playing football. i really, really do. but, if i had to play football every day for 15 years i reckon it would get pretty boring. 'what am i doint today again? oh yeah...'. plus most footballers are total pricks and you'd have to hang around with them. all of the time. nah, not for me.
3. MP
maybe not such a dream job but anyway. who on earth would WANT to be in charge of so many people? plus you'd have to be serious *YAWN*.
your turn.