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first year at uni. not attracted to her at all. what should i do about this tomorrow?
just don't make it awkward, and repress.
if she is, you're a terrible cunt.
but since you asked, the best thing to do is to pass it off as a bit of fun (hopefully you were both drunk). don't make it awkward, but don't make it too easy to forgive yourself.
Trying for the morning portion, that will only complicate things further, but feel good at the time?
Brandt and his flatmate will make the two-backed beast in 2012?
Assuming they continue to cohabit, I will predict: 12 times, with gradually declining feelings of shame.
the beast with two backs
and give yourself a thorough scouring
use disinfectant if you have any
then burn the bedclothes
or just pass it off as a bit of fun (as someone else suggested up there ^)
Or say to her, tomorrow/today "gosh this is a bit awkward isnt it?"
Or let her find you watching the first episode of fresh meat and comment about how true to life it is
but it may just do it.
Stick and move homie.
(it's before 8, ok)
She'd probably got her special 'baby johnny' ready aswell, you sucker.
and try to spoil any of your future efforts with the lady folk? There's nothing a scorned woman loves more than a sexy time shutdown on the scornee.
Its a shit joke based on your spelling of 'psycho'. Its too early for funnies
Obviously I was referring to my inability to spell there and was not making any wild or inaccurate acusations.
Yeah, sure mate.
(Your mum's obviously of fairly niche appeal, but, y'know, worked for me.)
being higher end of the market and all.
If you're not attracted to someone at all it would imply you can't stand being around them and you don't find them remotely sexually appealing. I'm struggling to think how you'd end up in bed with them. If you were drunk enough I doubt you could do more than pass out, which makes this more about 'waking up from a drunken coma in proximity to', hardly an emo thread-starting situation.
Seems more likely to me our brandt is young and inexperienced and probably thinks he's not attracted to anyone who doesn't fit some idealised image, or maybe he thinks that just because he can't stand her opinions it means he can't find her sexy. Who knows...
Having sex with exceptionally fat people can be seen as a fetish.
I wouldn't recommend it.
It basically means you do find something physically attractive about them.
Doesn't mean you LUURRRVE them or anything, though! :D I'm just saying there can be a difference in what you might like to claim you find attractive and in what you actually find attractive. I've met so many guys who would like you think think they have these ridiculous 'standards', like she'd have to be size 10 or smaller some bollocks, but clearly they just have some deep seated hangups from friends/family back home that mean they can't admit they're not the body fascists they claim.
(I noticed women at uni tended to have the two of 'he can't be shorter than me' and 'he can't be younger than me'. Generally a similar thing from friends/family, but they were better at recognising this was bullshit as soon as they met a guy they really liked.)
OR maybe you're just REALLY good at pretending!
my justification to myself was it would all be the same in the dark. It really wasn't.
You mean like, two legs and a pulse?
YOU SICKEN ME!
I'm so ashamed
I'd be vomiting for weeks. Even if not, what's the point anyway? If you're not attracted to them then surely your own hand/vibrator coupled with imagination/internet/magazine/underwear catalogue is going to make for a much more satisfying experience.
and ruffle her hair
he'll suddenly realise he's madly in love with her and spend the rest of the year utterly depressed? :-/
There's nothing better than a good reverse crush.
Don't worry about it.
I never said there was anything wrong with sleeping around, at Uni. YOU should think more highly of people.
AND a prude all at the same time?
That must just be your fantasy.
they're so adorable.
get through them
grade them on a wall chart using an appropriate number of gold stars
set key areas where they need to improve
set 'exam' dates next semester
The youth of today: no shame, no dignity.
forgotten DiS memes of the late 2000s
or else you're scum
But then again I was attracted to her ... If the chance had come up towards the end of the academic year instead of in November, I'd be a hero. Just like you are now. Can I bask in your heroic glow?
espesh in your first year
as a drunken poke and a grope then everything is dandy however if they turn out to be a bit of a nutter, which in my experience is a lot of 18 year old girls, then you could be in real trouble for the next 6 months.
last six months, so at least I'm a sexist schmuck on the back of personal experience.
6 months down the line and they are still texting you to find out where you are going out to that night, the idea becomes less good.
About bloody time
but i'm bumping it because we really don't need another thread about the economy, politics or strikes dominating the social board.
update: she isn't absolutely mental. plus, by the time i'm back from uni today she'll have gone home for christmas. so all should be well. ta.
any awkwardness will simply dissipate with time, no chance of it building up during that time at all.