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and why is he such an inspiration to your lovemaking?
go stand in front him and join him in hand-shandying, whilst making deep, unflinching eye contact
...the art of being a good host is sadly a dying one these days.
it is like alcohol except not alcoholic so i can drink lots of it and not do silly things like take down naughty post it notes while pretending i am mary whitehouse but i wish i was because she was a great girl everyone hates her but i love her
now you've got 13Monsters all worked up