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I guess mirrors count, but i was really talking about on TV in glorious technicolour?
You are fucking your girlfriend and its getting out of hand so you look in the mirror and do WHAT? Is 'Go North' slang for anal?
or how small are you?
Still waiting for DarwinDude's version.
Most interested indeed
if i had ever taken a video of myself stroking my willy then stroked my willy while watching the video of me stroking my willy. i said no then he gave that awkward kind of no when you know he has done it like this face
using this doll, show me where the bad man touched you.
Is it gay or just taking masturbation to new, innovative levels?
when I was about 18 with my then boyfriend. The idea of filming ourselves was pretty sexy tbh, but watching it back was far less so! We filmed in using my parent's viewcam thing and I have since been paranoid that they will stumble across the footage even though I know for sure we destroyed it...I think.
what to do with the footage is an issue. Stealth folders on hard drives are best.
I think the watching back is something that should only be done in small measures though, totally agree.
I think all action footage is actually wiped after an incident with the hard drive being dropped on the ground. At least, this is what the boyfriend told me when he asked his It guys at work to check it ://///
and a savage garden album.
Its the pictures of my models I paint for commission, as I dont watch porn - but I feel we're on the same wavelength. Kind of
the parents having an urge for a bit of a reminisce and putting a tape in expecting some old footage of the cat frolicking in snow or something and instead getting a totally different kind of pussy.
and say yourself in the reflection of the TV?
Bit weird but whatever.
i made a laugh noise from my mouth thank you for giving me that moment meowington
Not had the full HD treatment
I did make a drum machine patch out of sex sounds for uni, was fun recording them.
and she was like 'euuuuhhh do me from behind' all sexual n that, n a was like 'aye, fine' so anyway, ave like thrown her roond, n started pummelin away n then ave looked up n there's a big MASSIVE mirror right in front of us and she's looking at my through it as in 'this is sexy, huh?' n me? I'm repulsed by the thought of 1) she's into this and 2) looking at myself during exercise, so I just do that thing where you turn it up to 11, they don't know arse from elbow anymore/can't speak english and push her head into the matress for 'LEVERAGE'/roughness n kinda, just, didn't look at myself being an absolute chief.
Thinking of hiring iMax in london for a showing.
*IN YOUR EYES*
the board is going to ban us.
you were never on the list in the first place :(
You're only the camera man. I know the star of the show personally(PO) and I've had liaisons with the co star (Zac Goldwhatsit).
one of the 10 people you're seeing at once?
but I was only saying that so I wouldn't have to sleep with you.
it hates you too <3
and Im normally not interested in this sort of thing at all
Lost the phone but luckily you could only see my penis and her grid.
I mean her face don't I.
tea/monitor interface moment right there.
Unless you're actually participating in the fuck.
but not, you know, with hats.
It can work the other way though. if you're worried about what your arse looks at a certain angle or level of activity, and teh footage actually reveals a magnificent rump, then it can boost self esteem and other bedroom things.
...and have found that it looks awesome banging away. Girlfriend was peeved that I spent more time checking myself out than her tho.
It can also be quite instructive to look back at footage and see how you're doing certain things, like, OMG, I *knew* i was veering to the side, and there you can see it, clear as day.
i'm not a fucking mondeo
and level yourself out*
*burn this thread with fire.
keeping an eye on what your face is doing. It could be going all over the shop. Nobody wants to see that. Maintaining poker face during sex (innuendo fully intentional): hot.
when your girlfriends lovely smooth thing is right next above below sideways to you i do not understand that pentargo i think you may be interested in male bums
...but only if they are as good as mine. Plus, my arse is fairly smooth and certainly not hairy. Also, I get to check out my cool back tattoo. WIN WIN.
that is what i always say when i stump a lady with my small willy and flail around furiously like a suffocating fish
Don't make the same mistake i did
In a hotel on holiday I was boffing an ex up against the wall and there was a big mirror.
Also made some very low grade videos with my new webcam with an ex when we were 18. Sadly my laptop broke and I had to have my hard drive formatted and they weren't backed up. Probably for the best knowing my evil streak
It's amusing more than anything, from what I remember.
Filming it would drive me into some kind of existential abyss from which I would never recover
I'd like to not end up in the bathroom on the floor sobbing after giving chicks a good seeing to...
have said this might be the answer to my awkwardness
It was only supposed to be a 2 reply parody.
I'm off to McDonalds. Are they still doing the Big Tasty?
you two were up to :)
i wouldn't mind making a video but there would have to be a lot of work planning angles, i am too hairy, i dont want to see what my arse balls and gooch look like from behind, may disturb me
you should get that seen to
unless the footage had been heavily photoshopped in my favour
...in my day we had to make do with a simple paper bag over the lass' head.
of a couple shagging. a mate was obviously filming. the door opened and his mates shouted WAYHEEEEEY! and the shouted fuck off and then the camera man said "it's ma turn" and as the guy that was shagging her got of her he ran his foot up her gash with his sock still on wiping it perfectly.
WE HAVE A WINNER
but: a foot wearing a sock being dragged up a gash.
being dragged up a gash.
is the best appliance to put up a womans front bottom i think it is better to just put the sock on your foot and let the womans front bottom relax a little and give it space to breathe
It just ended up being a shot of my boyfriend's arse making all these contortions I didn't think were possible.
One of my mates secretly recorded himself and some girl with his webcam, he made sure he put her in all sorts of positions that would be perfect for wanking off to later. What a perv.
I hate to think how widespread this kind of thing is nowadays... glad I grew up in a pre-smartphone world.
before the digital age, now i would not trust anyone as that shit can be put online and then you're screwed.
HEY I WAS WHACKING OFF AND THIS GIRL LOOKS A BIT LIKE YOU
THOUGHT YOUD APPRECIATE IT
NEED TO GO FINISH YANKING M Y HOG NOW
including on the missus' camera phone which her best mate watched by 'accident'. Dirty bitch.
Also when we were poor students, we recorded ourselves on a dictaphone. Audio porn. Great days.
...when I was at school a guy in my year recorded a couple having sex when they crashed at his house with a dictaphone (without their knowledge natch). What an odd thing to do.