So, we're doing a secret santa thing at work for our christmas do next week (I voted `no`, but apparently the unpublished results saw a majority of `yes`s - I presume my manager just did what they liked, but anyhow).
It's just to the value of a fiver, which almost makes it even more of a worthless exercise. The only saving grace is that it's all gifts in a basket rather than buying for a specific person (and getting landed with the weird new guy that you wouldn't have a clue what to buy for).
Anyway, without being a prick, I just want to get something ridiculous or absurd to politely mock the thing. What's the biggest/smallest/smelliest/rudest/etc thing I can get for around £5?
For discussion also: the great and terrible work christmas presents of the past...