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there is quite the resemblance. except she is more than six feet tall and runs around doing alan partridge impressions and belching.
i wish she was my mum so she could cook for me and tidy my room and do my washing so she can go through my underwear and see what surprises i have left her oh she is beautiful
the guy from the only way is essex who was on that other show too
some other people who none of you know
Hardly a weird crush.
i find it weird. really tried to fight it but he's lovely and i love that he obviosuly fancied that other dude.
I'm the same age but he looks like a man and I look like a teenager
But, facially, he looks like a little boy. I think that's probably the appeal.
So you can't be the only one.
this is the best
But only when I was little.
STOP STALKING MY POSTS.
no real names
Now he's getting to be too much for even his stupid put-on foppishness to overcome.
is what I dream of women saying to me.
Ok so, as I've mentioned before...I have a thing for Boris. Yes I know, and yes I know that too, but I've interviewed him on numberous occasions and it's just that...I don't know. I don't even go for blondes generally.
AlsoOscar Cash from Metronomy. Oh Oscar <3
I bet his poo's are the best. Sigh.
i've stopped fancying anyone. tell me a weird person to fancy. who knows it might work out.
i don't want to risk actually having to go on a date or anything or talk to anyone in real life..
I used to have a bit of a thing for her when Roseanne used to be on and I was too young to properly know what was actually going on.
and belongs in the Viz "Borderline Boiler" category.
Nothing overtly attractive about her at all. Indeterminate Middle European accent, lank greasy hair, open pores on her nose, a voice that could strip paint, and a certain..... something. She knows it too, very flirty and cute. If I were single, I'd be in there like a rat up a drainpipe.
I've met him twice and...oh my god, for a Tory...wow.
He is the most handsome MP. He is smart, charming, did I mention handsome...the greener side of the tories...
Shame he cheated on his wife and is still, a Tory.
Shame...I'll grow vegetables with you and we can wear matching twee!
Are you to boning or what?
mits and raan
Never. Ever. Nope. No.
Oh, ok then.
I didn't suggest slimy was bad.
Giving you attention now sweet heart x x x x x x x x x x x
I’m yet to hear him say anything to suggest that he could have achieved his success and his riches had he not been a Goldsmith and had he had to depend on his intellect and application.
Anyway, this isn’t a thread about Zac Goldsmith (we’ve already had plenty of those).
Well, not to the extent that could be proved in court.
I'd certainly like to allay her body hangups and comfort her after being bullied online.
Not so much now, but back when she first was in the news.
She was hilarious back in the 90s, as Oeuf says a 'go-er' and I think this is what did it for me. The older Tory woman, etc, etc.
Something about those eyebrows.
but when I was maybe 12 I had a big thing for Helen Hunt, most of my friends were all about Britney Spears or Sarah Michelle Gellar but not me
I watched her in 'Mad About You''.
Actually, Helen Hunt, Courtney Cox and Madonna were my biggest crushes (aged 7 - 10)
Especially when dressed as a goth
Kirty Allsop, that right?
There's just *something* about her.
And Nigella Lawson. Is that a strange one?
A fair few years ago, like.
but seriously; Kathy Burke
The blonde one who used to wear berets.
I'm not ashamed prudes.
Denise out of Eastenders.
Janine out of Eastenders.
Karen Brady (once).
You've had a single wank over her?
She's a class A bitch though.
That's not weird mate, it's fuckin disturbed.
so glad i'm not alone
my friend gave me a lot of grief for this, but I find him charming in an old-fashioned way:
Possibly because she's everything I hate.
I hate her to the extent of wanting to have full penetrative sex with her.
so there is no such thing as a weird crush because everyone is weird in some way and that is a good thing because that is what makes them beautiful
but that probably isn't that weird.
She has those blow jobs lips, but they're hung to high...and her nose is placed too low. She also has that imperfect gap between the teeth (see: Beatrice Dalle)
Guessed what that was gonna be. Always a bit disturbing.
Looked about 50 (she was, and is, surprisingly, even older now) and spoke in a northern accent despite not being from the north at any point in her life. Think she just watched Emmerdale then Coronation Street every day. Weird.
So beautiful it almost takes my breath away:
The girls at work all cringed, said he looks creepy, and looks like a girl.
BUT LOOK AT THAT CHEEKBONE STRUCTURE.
I totally blame unrequited infatuation from someone many years ago, who eventually requited, only for me to eventually reject him. I wouldn't like to be my psychiatrist, for sure.
But he is clearly a beautiful man (Pre-Raphaelite facial structure with ice cold eyes). He's DEFINITELY not a weird crush.
I'm heterosexual...but he still makes me go giddy.
Move over you fat bastard - I've got a vagina and you have not!
How dare you!
I don't think it's weird, but other people do because she is a bit cuddly. She has a lovely face and bangers though.
smokey eyes winkleman
she looks kinda like a bug.
but i like it
jarvis cocker, brett anderson, err... paul draper from mansun... chris gentry from menswear (to be fair, the last picture i saw of him was from 2005 so he could have gotten hideous in his old age)
I'm not even gay!