With the analysis of the riots that the Guardian have prepared, part of the findings is a focus on the fact that those involved feel a huge amount of animosity to the police. Do you see where they're coming from? Have you had bad experiences with the police? I've met a lot of officers in the line of work, and can say most of the ones I've met have been very approachable, hard-working, have a a decent sense of humour, and do a difficult job in tough circumstances. I've met a few who were jobsworth bellends too, but I think every profession is the same.
So yeah, maybe you just have some funny anecdotes about getting arrested or something.
PS Immediate red card for mention of Roxanne, Message in a Bottle, getting caught in a sting, etc.