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Who's hoping for a chocolate-filled shoe tomorrow morning then?
THIS IS NOT A EUPHEMISM
Almost made up for not getting an advent calendar, which I had to buy myself today.
I received -
Horrendous, luminous green gnomr
Black Peter's gonna get ya
Do you mean a gnome?
Yes I dr
Yes I dr
Here are your glasses
my German gran used to read me stories about Schwarze Peter and other fellas kidnapping children and turning them into mincemeat and stuff. There were pictures in the books too. Totally suitable for small children and didn't disturb me at all.
Zwarte Piet's just a dude in blackface and a dodgy afro wig. No mincemeating of children, afaik.
love that guy
And his ability to hurl sweets ridiculously hard.
Is Krampus to Schwarze Peter what Chewbacca is to Han Solo