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its less demeaning that what most of us have to do day to day
irish wolfhound, Irish setter or boxer
not sure how that could possibly be true
silly boy, its because there are sometimes parasitic worms in it that can burrow and destroy the visual nerves of developing children
Probably only take a couple of million and you'd still have eight million left to enjoy.Minus the cost of a hitman to take out all the many, many people who referred to you as "dogshit boy". Or girl.
to check out who your post was to :(
will there be a thread asking £5M, £2M, £1M?
I'll pay you.
which makes the lowest of the serious answers be £50k....so sharp_yet_blunt has the lowest serious bid
hope someone is gonna pay up.
i would definitely consider doing it for as little as $500
anyone want me to save them some?
would you have sex with a dead dog for £10m? you have to reach climax or the deal's off.
WHY ANY ONE WOULD DO THAT. Imagine the smell.
and yes. yes i would.
you can't possibly be THAT prudish
i don't want to eat a dog's shit. there's no amount of money for which i would eat dogshit.
No matter where it came from, fills me with illness. So no thank you.
youre weak meowington, WEAK!!
And having non pooey breath/teeth/life.
poo breath will last a day, tops
swallow in one.
I mean with the right sort of machine you could probably compress it into a dense little pill.
*jots down invention ideas of The poo pill machine*
'this is excellant advice' ....'this is excellant advice' .....I can see stuart lee quoting this if he was doing a show which reflected upon the 'other worldlyness' of website forums
So my dog poo price is £2.50
ideally they need to be made within the first ten posts, or they really lose their zing.
which is more than we can say for your mum's filthy arsehole.
Partly 'cos it makes me feel ill.
And partly 'cos everyone'd ask how you got your money and know you were the guy who ate the dogshit.
you would have a lot of rich 2yr olds running around.
don't want that much money
and wash it down with a glass of dog urine for £2m
it you vomit though? that may be the clincher in this deal
interview recently on youtube of some german porn star who was one of the first scat performers who said it took her quite a while to not vomit and like 2 years to train herself to take logs comfortably at all times
As soon as the turd touches my tongue I'm gonna chunder everywhere, and I don't want to be left with the taste of dogshit and my mouth and the knowledge I have blown my chance at getting £10m.
the question then is would you spend two years perfecting your shit eating technique to be able to hold it down and have a chance of £10m
i'd eat dog shit if it meant i could be like divine