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stop getting it all up in my face, yeah?
I can't help it, I got lots of head hair.
I MEAN HAIR HAIR PEOPLE. HEAD HAIR. FROM THE TOP OF THE BODY. THE BIG THING ON THE SHOULDERS.
but they were talking to you.
on the train platform this morning, and a big strand flew and draped itself across my face like a cobweb. Horrible.
I'm sorry :'(
I have to have mine biggish to make the hair to face ratio correct.
not a problem when women never smile in your presence.
so I like to have a lot of hair to make my lot of face look normal amount. I currently have flat hair meaning there is more face to hair
but thats not the point. Theres just a lot of my face. Large lips, Large nose, Largisih eyes, bushy eyebrows. I need hair to distract/cover half of it up
Don't think it's big enough to get in people's faces though unless it is at very close range.
and this woman had wild hair in a pony tail, and I was sat on a side seat, so IT WAS GETTING ALL UP IN MY FACE.
And she didn't notice, which just made it really awkward for me, because when she turned around, she kinda look perplexed at the fact I was leaning so far away from her.
now it's not
it's like her face is hidden deep within a frizzy blonde cave. She's also one of those people who stand really close when they talk to you, and on more than one occasion I've had to flinch away from her because a thick, wiry strand is poking into my eye.
She also has thick gluey saliva that coats her teeth and collects as foam in the corners of her mouth.
and you will surely experience the exotic thrill of being jammed hard up against a salaryman on his way to work. His head will be at the level of your mouth, and you'll have to lean back in order to avoid actual hair/lip contact.
Not so much a case of annoying big hair, but disgusting oily hair with massive flakes of dandruff all over it.
Everybody talks about the Japanese postwar economic miracle, the great food, the fascinating language and the mythical vending machines that dispense used schoolgirls' panties. Nobody ever mentions that Japan is the world's largest dandruff producer.