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He lolled them into a false sense of security.
More terrible jokes here please:
The confused shopkeeper tells him they don't sell wasps.
"But there's one in the window" retorts the customer.
to get to the other slide
it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
Because he's very heavy.
Man looks at the woman and says to her "Can I smell your cunt?"
Woman looks horrified says "No! You pervert!"
The man smiles and says "okay, must be your feet then!"
The vet examines the dog, turns back to the girl and says 'I'm very sorry I'm going to have to put this dog down'
In floods of tears by now the girl asks 'Why?'
'Because he's very heavy.
picks the dog up to examine him. Then the joke would probably make more sense and/or be funny.