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Marmite spillage on the M1

TomNick [Edit] [Delete] 35 replies 11:24, 29 November '11

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/nov/29/marmite-spill-m1

That'll add another two hours onto your journey, at yeast

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  • another reason to hate marmite

    film_maker | 29 Nov '11, 11:25 | X
  • Looks like a sticky situation if you ask me. They mite get it cleaned up in time

    I think it's on the yeast bound part of the M1

    chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 11:26 | X
  • terrible puns aside

    that's gotta be a real bitch to clean up

    Smyth2 | 29 Nov '11, 11:27 | X
    • some people love their jobs though so it shouldn't be too bad

      I guess there's always those that hate it too.

      chris_is_cool @Smyth2 | 29 Nov '11, 11:28 | X
      • Really bad in punning situations, obsessed with the army and openly talk about whether you could kill people.

        You actually are Gareth from the Office.

        theguywithnousername @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 11:30 | X
        • Hmm

          Quite far from Gareth from the office chap.

          First off 'yeast bound' was an incredible pun.

          I'm not obsessed with the army at all, i'm just joining the army. You have no grounds to suggest that I am 'obsessed' with the army at all.

          People always ask the stupid question 'could you kill someone' and my reply is always the same that I just don't know, because I've never been faced with that situation.

          Also, unlike Gareth from the office, I have achieved things in life such as gaining a place at RMAS - so on that grounds it would be acceptable for me to talk about the army when it comes into conversation, because it's a part of my life and has been for nearly a decade now.

          Not to mention I'm a sportsman and Gareth I believe, is not.

          chris_is_cool @theguywithnousername | 29 Nov '11, 11:36 | X
          • You're nothing to me

            chris_is_cool @cat-race | 29 Nov '11, 11:42 | X
          • the M1's north/south

            gareth wouldn't make such an error

            JustJay @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 11:40 | X
          • It's not a great pun as the M1 only goes northbound and southbound.

            Everyone knows that, you absolute by-product.

            eltham @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 11:40 | X
            • Whatever.

              It was just a joke after all. I didn't really care to think where the actual motorway went. I don't use it really.

              chris_is_cool @eltham | 29 Nov '11, 11:41 | X
            • 'you absolute by-product'

              relevance to c_i_c aside, that is some glorious stuff, right there.

              TheWza @eltham | 29 Nov '11, 12:01 | X
              deadonthestairs, joeymahone, PickledOeuf, and andyvine this'd this
              • Yeah I might have to use that one myself sometime

                chris_is_cool @TheWza | 29 Nov '11, 12:03 | X
    • But on the up side it'll save 'em needing to tarmac it for another couple of years.

      theguywithnousername @Smyth2 | 29 Nov '11, 11:29 | X
  • They're saying to allow at yeast an extract 2 hours for any journey.

    eltham | 29 Nov '11, 11:31 | X
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    • :D

      theguywithnousername @eltham | 29 Nov '11, 11:32 | X
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  • So all I need now is a helicopter to drop

    grated cheese onto the motorway, then a flame thrower to heat that shit up..lovely!

    sadballadman | 29 Nov '11, 11:48 | X
  • The way this topic ended up with accusations that chris_is_cool is gareth fron the office

    is why I come to DiS

    Keep up the good work

    Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 11:57 | X
    • Oh so it's not because you have no life?

      chris_is_cool @Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 12:00 | X
      • Classic Gareth

        Epimer @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 12:08 | X
        Yesiamaduck, joeymahone, and chris-budget this'd this
      • Almost as original as your terrible pun up there

        Yesiamaduck @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 12:09 | X
        • Original, but true ducker

          chris_is_cool @Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 12:10 | X
          • Nah mate

            I totally have a life, it just doesn't involve boasting on a message board

            Yesiamaduck @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 12:12 | X
            • A better reply to this would have been to not reply, duck.

              Now you're just all 'LOOK GUYS I DO HAVE A LIFE ALRIGHT!'

              chris_is_cool @Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 12:13 | X
              • Nah, that would be posting something like this

                http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4311811#r6427799

                Yesiamaduck @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 12:14 | X
                • Touché

                  chris_is_cool @Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 12:16 | X
                  • Anyways I wasn't even attacking you

                    I was just laughing at the whole situation, so jump to conclusions

                    Yesiamaduck @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 12:17 | X
                    • don't*

                      Yesiamaduck @Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 12:17 | X
                    • I know

                      but you know what I'm like - always trying to get one over on someone else and then end up looking silly because I take it too far.

                      chris_is_cool @Yesiamaduck | 29 Nov '11, 12:18 | X
                      • Did you see that programme on TV last night

                        'Gaylords say no'?

                        Raanraals @chris_is_cool | 29 Nov '11, 12:32 | X
                        • I guess I'll have to say it, as no one else has stooped low enough to point out the glaringly obvious pun...

                          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=marmite%20motorway

                          DeadJames | 29 Nov '11, 12:20 | X
                          the_ravens this'd this
                          • Opened the post just to check for this

                            Can leave satisfied, cheers!

                            the_ravens @DeadJames | 29 Nov '11, 13:41 | X
                        • puns aside

                          this may result in a marmite shortage at christmas

                          Noblet | 29 Nov '11, 13:02 | X
                        • I love this thread.....

                          ...i know there will be plenty of others that hate it.

                          stickboy | 29 Nov '11, 13:11 | X
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