Can you even buy portable cassette players anymore? With the preponderance of underground cassette-only releases, are cassette players making a comeback?
When I turned 8 I was given a bike and a cassette player and a Michael Jackson cassette for my birthday. (It was a good birthday). Unfortunately I was tearing around the maze-like school grounds on my bike a little too quickly and I stacked it, landing sideways on my bike and crushing the cassette player that was attached to my hip/belt buckle. My parents took pity and bought a replacement.
Cassettes! Why won't they die?