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couldn't be assed to go to the toilet
took a beating...and quite rightly so
-Heh heh heh, nobody ever says Italy
I came here to post this.
My favourite bit in the whole of the Simpsons.
and for me that sketch is probably my favourite, everything about it is perfect but i just love the look on scorpios face at the end of it :)
The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you.
Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another storey on your house!
when homer says "yes, once" i claim that he's referring to the shoe that hank literally just threw. this person claimed homer was just recalling some other time he saw it happen.
i really think it's much funnier if it's the shoe that just got thrown, because of the way homer nostalgically says the line.
It has the kid in it who pats him on the back to welcome him to the class and pats him progressively harder.
I do that to my friends.
His voice will always be this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9EYdiIdsYFs/TiccUT1beKI/AAAAAAAAAAA/OPsDZ8aARZk/s1600/Scorpio.jpg
if im dumping them and dont want to.
Good afternoon gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you face the consequences.